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Jimmy Andersons just taken his 300th test wicket.

Just read that entire piece, it's actually frightening.

Who will be the back up keeper? I'm fully prepared to sit on the bench for 90 minutes just in case Harper get's injured.

I have this really weird, and strong feeling we're going to beat Arsenal on Sunday. Clearly i've flipped my lid.

To be honest i'm not particularly offended by wonga or their logo being on our shirt. As long as it's actually part of the shirt and not an after thought.

Petrified otter fur. Got to be better than those shitty northern rock patches.

Holy fuck i'd forgotton about him. While i can't see Pardew leaving, if it was to happen McLaren would be a realistic target. Unlike Rafa.

Is the Wonga logo a big sheet of iron-on plastic?

I'll bet he proper Scrooge McDucks it. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pc13FPqH1qkkbzwo1_400.jpg

Same here. Was gonna get a season ticket for the first time in 5 years, but i'm gonna wait until the end of summer and see what happens. I'm not hopeful.

THe only negative about this lad is he looks a bit like Oberatan, particularly from the stands. Then you see his work rate, desire, team work, willingness to challenge for the ball. The crosses and the goals, as well as the tackles that Pardew values so highly. It's then you realise he's absolutely fuck all like Obertan. However, we still need to sell that light bulb heeded dufus just so there's no confusion.

I don't think we'll have a choice. All of our best players will be looking for a way out now.

I'm convinced of it. 94th minute winner next week from Willo, from a Cabaye corner an'arl. The planet will shift on it's axis.

No manager worth a bean is interested in joing us because we're fucking clownshoes. Next years kit has a badge that shoots water. The team bus is getting fitted with doors that fall off and confetti shoots out the exhaust. Paul & Barry Chuckle were on pointless last week so they're obviously looking for work. I say fuck it, give them a chance. Get them in for Arsenal.

This page man, the only way we can atract a manager with a clue is because no other club is looking for one. What a shite state of affairs.

Yep. Fucking love the man and wish him all the best.

If, and it's a big if, he's still here next season he needs to be allowed to just play. Call it the Beardsley role or whatever, just give him the fucking ball.

5th place last season. Best squad we've had in years. Ba leaves in January but we bring in the best recruiting binge in living memory. Add it all together an what do you get? Fucking dogshit! The damage that has been done this season is immeasurable. We'll lose most of our best players i feel, regardless of the manager. We should be a solid uefa cup side now, top 7 and pushing for higher.

I suddenly became very catholic again there.

The free kick was ten yards from the offense!

Get Norris McWhirter on the blower, our boys whistling for full time with 55 minutes to go has to be a world first.

Awesome. Sick to fucking death oif this.

1-1, bet you.

I would smash my spine doing a cartwheel if rafa took our non vacant managers job.

Henke for the toon. I'd have these fuckers playing with the freedom they had in primary school!