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Surely there is a billionaire out there who not only has the wealth but also the brains to buy us and get it a deal done and over with with this fat cunt.

Which channel for the Spanish footy?

Is he just getting flak just on here or also everywhere else like FB and twitter where the majority are more Ashley goons than on here?

He should have retired after his Villa gig. He's lost resembling any coaching knowledge he hd even before joining us.

Players downing tools after 2 games? Aye, that is totally Newcastle.

Yep, the answer to the ‘why are we s***?’ question lies quite literally within you Steve. Rafa would have been assessing the problems first thing tomorrow morning. This fucker will wait until Monday after lunch to even find the dvd player in the store room to rewatch the match.

Loving life under this bloke to be honest. No way would we have conceded three goals of we were under Rafa's management and coaching today so if we even escaped with a point, it would have covered up all the cracks in the team and the club. Bruce can't do a shit and we already look so stupidly different to how we were under Rafa. Hope his supporters are loving this and back him up further. And also the players who probably hated playing under Rafa and thought this fat piece of shit will be a pleasure playing under. By the way, what does Richard hairy hands Keys saying about Bruce and us now? Happy?

Hate it if he is injured. Not that I care much about him but it will just give the fat kebab monster an extra excuse for us being shit. Him and Carroll out, Bruce's pals in the media will start feeling sorry for him.

I regret that we never got these skunks when Rafa was here. Would have beaten them anytime of day. Now with the fat kebab in charge, no way I want these. It'll probably be seven in a row. Except we drew the last time we played them. Under Rafa

I regret that we never got these skunks when Rafa was here. Would have beaten them anytime of day. Now with the fat kebab in charge, no way I want these. It'll probably be seven in a row.

This is so f***ing funny. Back when Rafa left and Bruce came in, we had shivers down our spine that Captain Jack could become a reality in our team. Now on opening day of the season, he has been left out of our squad and can only run away to a League 1 or 2 club or does a full Brexit and pissess out of the country.

I have always wanted to rewatch that match or the highlights of it but can't ever seem to find it. Incident packed and fun match I can remember of till this day.

he was in limbo between Spurs and Liverpool? fuck.me. thought he didn't want to leave and was forced out.

wouldn't it just be Newcastle if this doesn't go through at the last minute due to dodgy paperwork

is the game on anywhere?

don't get me wrong. it does look like OGS was happy to let Lukaku go and sanctioned. But its madness he doesnt get to spend it on a replacement immediately. so who are their forwards then? Rashford, Martial, Sanchez. Am i missing someone?

thats probably woodwards/glazers plan Can probably see him walk out on the job if things doesn't go his way and blame this as being a big factor. Sell a key player late with no chance and time for replacement.

Is OGS planning to do a Rooney or Kompany? Selling Lukaku and no replacement? Does he want to come out of retirement?

He's coming home he's coming home, he's coming home

Called it yesterday. Just knew we going in for him.

I have a bad feeling that on deadline day, Bruce will be given at least one free transfer of his choice and it'd probably be someone like Andy Carroll. Elmohamady is still with Villa right?

Definitely not Andy Carroll

Keep Muto. Sell Gayle now while we still can ask money for him while clubs are still wanting him.

Some mega rich unknown Arab sheikh will be our new owners come January. We'll be wearing adidas with grandad collar design as our home kit, maroon n dark blue hooped as the away kit next season Or Lonsdale will be our kit supplier with a barcode design that matches the barcode for a free SD mug. SD as main sponsor with Mike Ashley's grinning face as a sleeve sponsor.

Luckily this guy just signed a contract extension or else could have seen Bruce going in for him after knowing those quotes.