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Let's see what the clueless journos say today and by the end of the day, we might have another round of gifs to summarise it all.

What are the headlines in the papers tomorrow? Have The Sun git anything else to update? Seems it is all coming from there in terms of the breaking news

I give up with these local journos. They haven't got a clue. They can fuck off with their sources who are shit too without a sniff of what is going on. Just try to get the clicks and sell their stories all because this has come out of the blue and they weren't the ones breaking it.

This maybe some kind of record. Less than half a day into a new thread and we're 25 pages in already.

What are the journos saying now? Jim fucking White and his people in the city? They can all fuck off.

Thread is fucking slow to load and we're not even confirmed to be sold yet!!!!

Only happy with Sheffield United coming up. Would have wished Leeds and Derby were coming up too.

Not Spurs Ayoze. Not fucking Spurs

Cue all the shit journos here start scrambling to tweet what their sources are saying yet they had fuck all info about this statement coming out.

Thread title needs an Update!!!!

Link to this please

Now we're talking! Terms agreed! Get that bath running. Told you the journos here haven't got a clue what is going on!

Fucking lucky with that 2nd goal

Come on Derby!!!!

Of all the teams in the playoff and just outside the playoff places, these cunts were the one I hated and didn't want the.most to get promoted.

When we do get a new thread, can we just pretend this never happened? And Mike Ashley is now working in Vatican City?

Chronicle and Ryder can fuck off like they know anything and everything. It was just last week they were playing up the story we were going to be bought by Speedy Gonzales and Co. Ariba andale andale.

These journos ffs. Last night, they didn't have a sniff of what was going on. But now suddenly they are back to their sources (who didn't have any clue either before) and now claim to know everything. They can fuck off like. No one has a clue what's going on.

I get it now. The delay or 'change' to that hideous leak of the home kit is because of the new owners not liking it. He'll probably pay off Fun88 the remaining duration on their sponsorship with us so he can plaster Visit Abu Dhabi or something on the front of our shirts. Or maybe Fat Mike wants SD somewhere on the shirt as part of the deal......

Raaaaffaaa

Villa went bonkers too winning their shootout.

Well they ain’t playing Doncaster for a start Sorry. Misread the result. Saw Doncaster won the game and misread they won penalties too. Fuck me I need to lie down. Had a shit day at work today.

f***ing hell these b******s are going up aren't they? Heavy favourites surely? Lose to Doncaster and it will be hilarious. Don't think they will though.

Naahh. Would probably just get £20m for signings and another £10m for wages to cover the contract period of the signings. The rest of the money is Fat Mike's.