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He'd be useful against sides hard to breakdown. Wonder if he'd get a chance against Huddersfield.

Why was he out of the squad altogether? Rafa played him all of pre-season didn't he?

Were there any banners for him at the match against Spurs?

Schmeichel ffs

Yellow ticker on SSN says medical completed and personal terms agreed.

I bet there will be a splatter of home fans who'll applaud and welcome Pardew back at SJP as manager. Just sickening.

Not sure if Rafa is prepared to let him leave now that we're 2 defenders down for an uncertain number of weeks/months.

Flapping around too much at crosses might have put off interest from other clubs I guess.

How shit must Krul be to be offered to clubs as no one is willing to go in for him.

How many games is he suspended for?

Hope even if Joselu ends up here, we're still looking for another one. Murphy was let go when we were looking for a striker. Rivierre is just plain s***. Wish it was him who went rather than Murphy. Gayle is a stride away from pulling his hammy. And we'll be left with Mitro again.

Is De Jong injured?

Is there any chance, Ashley aside, that we could possibly revisit the idea of moving to Town Moor or Leazes Park?

Boils my piss that we have such a gentleman like Rafa guiding the club but then also have such a cunt owning us. How can anyone make Ashley change or just fuck off man?

Game of the season this.

Wonder how our players posed.

What a fucking great news to cheer us up on this depressing day. Jack, get the fuck out you utter big gob bellend. You got more than you deserved last season. Now, you can absolutely leave. No one's going to miss you.

Wanting Mitro to score, take off his shirt to reveal his inner shirt with 'we back Rafa, fuck off fat Mike' or something like that written on it..

Think he's in for some backlash from the fans after today. The absolute cunt.

Missed the utter shambles of the draw. Is there any videos up yet on it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atacama_Desert#Aridity Just had a look up on its images. How the f*** are there living things there with that amount of rainfall per year? Think I've got my destination to air drop Ashley from his chopper now.

Makes me miss the Championship attention we had (or non-attention), as we were not in the eyes of the mainstream gobshite like Merson and co. on a weekly basis. Now, we're back and all those cliches about us gets spouted by these mongs again.

quite a unique changing room there. Like it very much

gone even higher up in my estimation! should make a banner out of that. Sunderland? Yuk! get in lad!

He's one player I'd like to keep for the moment. Unless we get a really creative CM in, we should try keep him. Hopefully, he stays fit too. There are other shitty player that we could get rid off first. The guy that poked him in the eye, being one of them.