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I'm still 100% certain Ando is Andy Carroll like

He loves being the barer of bad news like, and actively looks to dent any positivity. Hes also states "Not much money left to spend", so I look forward to us putting a £35m bid in for Diaby in a couple of days.

Imagine a team of: Pope Trippier Schar Botman Targett Bruno Joelinton Raphinha Erikson ASM Wilson

You don't know who he is? It's Ronnie bloody Pickering!

Nah he's swimming across the channel.

I swear you're transfer rumours are bi-polar, one day its all doom and gloom, and the next the same targets are on the way

Man United getting turned down by Erikson and De Jong on consecutive days is proper

It's funny how this "new" Man United is alot like the old shitty Man United. Glorious isn't it.

Ziyech to AC Milan supposedly. This feels like it's going to be the most mental transfer windows in a while, and a lot of teams are going to be completely different to the end of last season.

This made the sexy bastard Fab look shite, and I'm honestly appalled at the utter disrespect being shown, hang your head in shame Yorks.

3 players in before the players are back for pre-season, magic.

Its great that we've finally got what our transfer team clearly think will be our start CB for years to come.

Well thats the defense sorted, now onto the attacking positions.