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#NUFC (4-4-2): Krul; Debuchy, Coloccini ©, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon; Ben Arfa, Sissoko, Anita, Marveaux; Shola Ameobi, Cissé.

GW 2 Fulham 2-1 Arsenal Everton 2-0 West Brom Hull City 0-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Southampton 3-1 Sunderland Stoke City 1-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2-2 Liverpool Cardiff City 1-4 Man City Tottenham 2-1 Swansea Man Utd 2-2 Chelsea

Aye, there was once when Colo was done for pace but Mbiwa was there to cover up. They seem to complement each other very well.

Prolly meant s***tiest start in 25 years

Thought he was quick as f***. City tried to exploit his side but he had the pace to get to Navas. Promising

I missed staying up to 5AM for a bumming.

Taylor man...comical.

Positives at least

As expected.

Two headless chickens and one headless t*** in the midfield.

Jonas over Anita in midfield I'd rather play Bigi ffs, at least he can distribute the ball in a Cabaye-esque fashion.

Which they'd just put it on some open area, that would at least look like art. Brick wall

Day does indeed follow night.

GW 1 Liverpool 2-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Fulham West Brom 1-1 Southampton West Ham 1-1 Cardiff City Swansea 1-0 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-3 Tottenham Chelsea 5-0 Hull City Man City 3-1 Newcastle Chelsea 3-1 Aston Villa

So, we're getting two strikers with track records of sex scandals

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Manchester United, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: (From 18th-20th) Crystal Palace, Stoke, Hull Overachievers: Swansea (Would be in the running for 5th/6th but ultimately end up 7th/8th) Underperformers: Sunderland, Fulham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Gael Bigirimana, Ross Barkley, Oscar, Luke Shaw Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney, Jonas Gutierrez, Jozy Altidore PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (15) How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup QF, League Cup SF How will we do in the derby games?: 1-1 @ SoS, 3-1 @ SJP FA Cup: Manchester United League Cup: Norwich Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Spurs World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? He will be off on the last day of the season. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. How will Moyes do at Man United? Limp to 4th, do reasonably well in Europe (SF), Nab the FA Cup (beating NUFC along the way). Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, within the first 5 games.

Late to the party but pissing myself with the goal reactions Decent win

RIP, one of the most memorable football stories I've read about. Legend.

We are Stoke. At least Stoke have the players for that. For us, it's like we buy Lamborghinis and use it as a f***ing garbage truck.

Aye, looks more like an insurance move for a quickfire replacement if Pards f***s next season over.

F***ing grim news.

http://www.soccer-fans.de/attachments/borussia-moenchengladbach/26154d1370461582-neues-borussia-moenchengladbach-trikot-2013-2014-gladbach-trikot.jpg

3rd kit apparently.

Always looked like an NBA player to me.

That Bournemouth kit is making me rage. How could Puma mess something that simple, ffs? I'm starting to think that Puma was allowed to have more freedom with experimenting on our templates. I mean, if someone like Brugge can get a good old striped shirt without all the spikes and back patch. Btw, PSG away Chels***. http://i41.tinypic.com/5nqdkh.png