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Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Manchester United, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: (From 18th-20th) Crystal Palace, Stoke, Hull Overachievers: Swansea (Would be in the running for 5th/6th but ultimately end up 7th/8th) Underperformers: Sunderland, Fulham Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Gael Bigirimana, Ross Barkley, Oscar, Luke Shaw Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney, Jonas Gutierrez, Jozy Altidore PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (15) How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup QF, League Cup SF How will we do in the derby games?: 1-1 @ SoS, 3-1 @ SJP FA Cup: Manchester United League Cup: Norwich Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Spurs World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? He will be off on the last day of the season. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. How will Moyes do at Man United? Limp to 4th, do reasonably well in Europe (SF), Nab the FA Cup (beating NUFC along the way). Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, within the first 5 games.

Late to the party but pissing myself with the goal reactions Decent win

RIP, one of the most memorable football stories I've read about. Legend.

We are Stoke. At least Stoke have the players for that. For us, it's like we buy Lamborghinis and use it as a f***ing garbage truck.

Aye, looks more like an insurance move for a quickfire replacement if Pards f***s next season over.

F***ing grim news.

http://www.soccer-fans.de/attachments/borussia-moenchengladbach/26154d1370461582-neues-borussia-moenchengladbach-trikot-2013-2014-gladbach-trikot.jpg

3rd kit apparently.

Always looked like an NBA player to me.

That Bournemouth kit is making me rage. How could Puma mess something that simple, ffs? I'm starting to think that Puma was allowed to have more freedom with experimenting on our templates. I mean, if someone like Brugge can get a good old striped shirt without all the spikes and back patch. Btw, PSG away Chels***. http://i41.tinypic.com/5nqdkh.png

Über Alles.

Such a somber end.

Not much in it between these two, and given the vast difference in resources it would have been much more satisfying and indeed deserved to see Dortmund lift the trophy really. I wanted Dortmund to win too, they're immensely more likeable, but Bayern were far away the best side in the second half. Dortmund just tired. Yep, this. After their penalty they hardly looked like scoring. Had they made more of their purposeful start, then we would probably have seen something else.

:scared: Lewi didn't give half a f***, surprise, surprise.

And assist.

Scheisse.

Cabaye with their corner.

Fuckinell how quick do these games fly?

Müller

Subotic has been a beast.

UNGLAUBLICH!

Attacking CBs.

Get in!

Sissoko (both) v Chelsea anyone?