Dyeyzzon

Nobody could have spotted it but I'm sure there were signs. - Beginning the season with great optimism, when normally that fails so bad. Last season began with pessimism then turned out brilliantly. - Knowing that Europe would knacker us a bit. - Knowing Newcastle's ability to create contrasting scenes immediately after each other like black and white stripes. - Ashley having the unpredictability of Sammy Ameobi. - Pards never really registered a romp as a manager. In a club like NUFC, I doubt one ever fully writes himself into club folklore without dealing out any hammering. Now it's showing with our lack of bite in attack. - The no comeback stat still existed last season. Our team spirit really is overhyped. Things just went too well last season. It's nothing more than a mad dream that actually came true, really. When does NUFC have injury-free seasons with defensive solidity, and consistency? When does a clueless t*** become a manager of the year? When did we ever have great transfer windows in both flogging and buying? It just so un-NUFC in every way, so as much as I didn't expect this s*** I'm hardly surprised.

I thought so too. But at the moment, it seems as if the Pardew we've all been fearing at the start has just showed up.

Sacking helped get Manager of the Year Pardew in. Surely it could get this clueless t*** out?

No TV. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hbkxN8Q21rwcc6bo1_250.gif

Too generous on Wilo and harsh on Marv. Otherwise I agree.

The plan was to get to Yewrup in five years. We went in early so we've got to go down and rebuild again.

Still bothering to watch football?

Don't blame him, he deserves much better than this.

Yes, that means Williamson plays on Wednesday Defending Stoke set pieces.

It's Taylor man.

We need a hoof gif asap.

Sacking him = bye bye next two transfer windows.

Even just a f***ing post of it would put a better shift in than Wilo.

He will blame injuries, wont even mention the fact that we didn't buy anyone of note in the summer. Momentum lost. - European game in midweek. - Cannot compete with Southampton's sheer brilliance. - Best players out. - Rain too slippery for hoofing. Take your pick.

He's our captain. NUFC captains just cannot be dropped.

Desperate for even Ranger

No-one would have believed this before the season. It's bloody Newcastle, man.

Pards' typical stalk off quickly antics at full time has grown to be really annoying to watch. Such a cowardly t***.

So bad.

It's set to default focus, low intensity every week.

Gan on San Benito.

These half time changes are just Pards' efforts to paper his f***ing cracks and show that he tried to switch something. We need a mindset and gameplay change more than anything.

Another week devoid of inspiration.

We are definitely playing for his football game of hoofing, like.