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Aye, won't forget his post-match Twitter meltdown.

Louis XVI probably for his first years at the club. Fat b******, incompetent ruler, initially popular then declined.

Urgh. Completely cringe-worthy how people on here take random snippets of baseless speculation like this and treat it as gospel/remotely credible. Demanding that he isn't substituted for f***'s sake. Not entirely baseless. Last season I think it was Bolton home when we had a frustrating game and we took Ba off for Shola. Ba angrily refused to shake Pards' hand iirc, and while I think that's just one of those "heat of the battle" things it still wouldn't surprise me sadly if he shows the same attitude towards being subbed.

Haven't heard of old PSP FIFA then when the default new signing number was 2 and you had to put up with major strikers and midfielders of other clubs wearing it as long as they didn't play for you.

Not as bad as Sidwell getting the number 9 tbf Also Ireland 9 and Gyan 3 (for Ghana), iirc.

http://img.math-fail.com/images-old/divide-by-zero6.jpg True Story.

He'll be satisfied as long as he has a good goals per game ratio, even if he plays almost nowt.

Prolly wanted to avoid injuries by going to the Thugby team. Much more peaceful in the Prem now that Barton, de Jong and the Wolves team out.

Aye, with Crouch in there the flick-on will be a more common fixture now that they've got a finisher. Doubt his legs could still take the runs following the flick-ons though, but then again, it worked okay for Nolan...

Apologies.

The mighty Stoke.

Aye the near post flick on would work well with us imo. Probs a more recent example to that... http://img.skysports.com/10/10/496x259/Newcastle-v-Sunderland-Kevin-Nolan-hattrick-_2521391.jpg We still have Ameobi and instinctive goalscorers as well.

Aye. Not sure about this but I don't think he's scored for us past the 65th or 70th minute. He has twice, West Brom at home last season and from the spot v Stoke is what I remember. Ah right. Still not a good rate for those minutes like. I'd introduce the impact sub in this period but I don't think he'd take that.

It's never been brilliant if we are totally honest, he's good for the first 65 mins of the game but then drops off. Aye. Not sure about this but I don't think he's scored for us past the 65th or 70th minute.

Did Messi get nailed in the knob by HBA or something?

No. I honestly don't know where this stuff of the Norwich game being moved is coming from. We'd have only 2 days bet EL matchday one and Norwich if it's on a Saturday. Moving it to Sunday would allow an equal amount of rest between EL-Norwich and Norwich-ManU.

Beyond crazy now in Twitter. Very sad.

Not sure if posted but another player has died from a cradiac problem apparently. R.I.P.

At least his crosses actually meant something.

This. Their midfield will overpower us if we don't.

Blatantly set us up for a broadcasted bumming like. Hope we can give them a massive troll face when all is done.

Could imagine "DREAMBOOOOAAA...OHHHHH" as it was saved.

Big money moves from Russians.

http://media.zenfs.com/en_GB/Sports/Eurosport/623288-10120156-640-360.jpg

About to be sold by Nike iirc.