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I'd say he'd be more of a Jonas replacement than one for Tiote.

Levante supporting mate loving him, 4 goals in 4 league games.

Danny Simpson being asked to work harder. Tbh how many other managers have successfully "tamed" him? I think I heard a stat that he's never played a full ninety under any other man. And he does it almost always for us these days, even with all the defending he's being asked to do by Pards. He might not be showcasing the best of his flair but even he realizes that he's become much more mature and responsible as a footballer with his extra duties. Maybe being an all-out attacker made him show his rather temperamental side in the past. Pards may not be the best man for grooming him to be the best player, but he certainly made him a man.

I love how this would be the third time in a row we're above them as we go into this fixture.

That season was full of those lopsided ones tbf.

http://www.thefunnyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/funny-fernando-torres-it-might-work-score-fantasy.jpg

Up up up the league we go 1. 2-1 2. 2-2 3. 1-1 4. 1-1 5. 1-3 6. 3-1 7. 1-3 8. 2-1 9. 2-2 10. 2-1

If he can to time the pass better, cross the ball and work out, I think he'll make it.

The only cross in his locker seems to be that low cross. Which he rarely gets to do because it's as if he were crossing the channel trying to get past his man.

They wised up and crowded him out second half aside from the last 5-10. Seemed to play a lot more central that freed him up when Sammy/Obertan came on. Seems to be a problem of getting crowded out really whenever he's anonymous.

I thought it was a good idea. They wanted to hit us over the top with a quick striker when we were (supposed to be, anyway) going for the win. If the striker had stayed onside more he'd have been in at least once. Makes me wonder, are there any qualms about going with Long and Lukaku all at once?

My good 'ol FIFA 09 Manager Mode had him declining rapidly when he got to around 29-30.

Have a positive outlook on this. I think most of our good games this season came on the back of a full week of rest. 2-2 a la Everton.

European hangover.

Becoming more of a Milner player by the week. All running but hardly any input.

Get me Keegan's number.

http://www.manchester-united-fans-site.com/images/gabriel-bertan-united.jpg Let's get started then.

I'd go with this too.

Pardew's supposed to work on the defensive side of our game iirc, and tbf he's doing a decent job of turning something s*** on paper into order and organization. With better defenders we'll obviously concede less of the goals of the Lukaku type today. Carver's our true attacking coach really, but he seems to be a better motivator than a source of fresh, new ideas. Pretty much rubbed on from Sir Bobby imo. He's doing good at trying to motivate our confidence-run attacking players, but I think a lot of the attacking we see just come out of the players themselves tbh. Hardly see any ingenious additions in the tactical department. We could sure use a new attacking coach that has a tactical nous, as well as set-play knowhow. Someone who can fix our passing, movement and set plays. Not to mention one who could finally figure out how to get the Dembas to gel. The latter's not a motivational issue imo, but a tactical dilemma to ensure that they don't hinder each other in games.

Ameobros assists.

Shola's arse probably would have put it out for a goal kick. Not joking. Throw in, easily. Own goal for me like.

Hope Ba's okay.

I'm so gonna die off a heart attack while watching this club. But I wouldn't mind one bit.

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