Froggy

You'll probably have to email the bookies privately and ask for a price for such a specific market.

27 points. I will accept.

GW 7 Hull 1-1 Crystal Palace Leicester 2-1 Burnley Liverpool 3-0 West Brom Sunderland 1-1 Stoke Swansea 3-0 Newcastle Aston Villa 1-2 Man City Man Utd 2-1 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal Spurs 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 QPR

Oops. Yeah I went for Kaboul in the end.

They let me down for 700, provided Atletico hang on.

Of course he was going to score.

Need Arsenal and Atletico for a sizeable win. Not confident.

Who the fuck is McNair A fucking midfielder come defender. Why not just play Fletcher there ffs.

You bastard.

My only decision this week is Kaboul or Duff.

It's a lot of fun in real life. Probably have to start Fletcher or Tom Thorpe in centre back on Saturday.

Going to Germany next week. Might try and get tickets for the Bayern/Hannover game.

I don't think Ben Arfa will start, but I think Chadli will do dick all. Chadli will get 2 points and Ben Arfa 1 probably.

Had Kaboul, Ivanovic and Pieters in my defence. Duff on the bench. Of course.

I had him and two Spurs defenders in my team. Wasn't expecting that result. Aye I expected a 3 or 4 nil win for Spurs. I had Chadli © and Kaboul, and almost took out Costa for Adebayor.

My master-stroke of captaining Chadli worked wonders.

Away to Man City though?

Liverpool 1-1 Everton Chelsea 3-0 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 2-1 Leicester Hull 0-2 Man City Man Utd 3-1 West Ham Southampton 3-0 QPR Sunderland 1-2 Swansea Arsenal 3-1 Spurs West Brom 1-0 Burnley Stoke 2-0 Newcastle

You still got 13. Right down my neck.

Not sure if Kompany and Mangala could handle Vardy either.

Don't be sorry. I'm not going to defend that f***ing dross. Fair enough it was a terrible decision for the penalty and it changed the game, but we should have enough about us to keep Leicester at bay and not concede four without reply. They absolutely bossed us in that second half. Defending was dire. Awful. Van Gaal with some Pardew-eque substitutions there too. We don't have enough central defenders as it is, now we've lost Evans to injury again and Blackett is suspended. The defence is only going to get worse. I thought Rojo was brought in to play centre back? It'll be him and Smalling in centre back now. Shaw obviously isn't fit but will be forced to start. Blind may have to come back into defence somehow. We have no real back up.

Don't be sorry. I'm not going to defend that fucking dross. Fair enough it was a terrible decision for the penalty and it changed the game, but we should have enough about us to keep Leicester at bay and not concede four without reply. They absolutely bossed us in that second half. Defending was dire. Awful. Van Gaal with some Pardew-eque substitutions there too. We don't have enough central defenders as it is, now we've lost Evans to injury again and Blackett is suspended. The defence is only going to get worse.

I don't think that anything is obvious with Van Gaal. Mata has been our best player so far this season. It was bound to be 50/50 between RVP and Mata as to who played today. This must be Van Persies last chance to impress.

I'm absolutely gobsmacked that Mata has been dropped here today. I'm hoping he has some sort of injury. United XI: De Gea, Rafael, Evans, Blackett, Rojo, Blind, Herrera, Di Maria, Falcao, Rooney, van Persie

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