Away Toon

What thing is for sure, we are an absolutely terrible team at the moment. #excrutiating

Well if Wigan do go down, they've plenty of players that would improve most clubs in the Premier League including us.

Well deserved, I'm happy for them. Just don't go and get us relegated.

Every game I see Wigan play they are the better team, though it's not often get the result to show for it.

Irrespective of whether people think Pardew is a good manager, or could become a good manager, the proof is in the football that we play, which is Stoke City style diabolical. Even after 2 plus seasons, I've no idea what style of football he wants to play, it's just a mess with players regularly out of position, tactically restricted, no movement and the worst passing team I think I've seen. Give me a Rodgers, Lambert, Laudrup, Martinez, Pochettino, or just about any young progressive manager out there. The idea of watching us play another season of hoofball football is extremely depressing.

I think he's bluffing. He knows his job is safe, he's just making it easier for Ashley to confirm that he stays. How fucking depressing.

I was at the game against Burnley at Hillsborough, Hibbitt and Supermac had fantastic games. There was a seriously big crowd, with looking back some very scary terracing. Pity the final was so shit

If he isn't sacked immediately the season finishes I can see us losing at a minimum Cabaye and Ben Arfa this summer. Maybe Cisse as well. Once the better players start leaving we could have an exodus on our hands. I don't think they have any intention of sacking him, though I think most of us hope that's not the way it works out.

What a huge bonus that is.

Must say that Wigan have got some splendid defenders

Wigan definitely look like they'll score another.

Well Swansea are fighting

Have to admire Wigan, they just go for it.

Wigan will not be beaten. No lying down and defensive nonsense from this team and manager.

Well the goal was coming. Swansea should be ashamed of there half arsed performance. Still nothing compares to what we did at home to Liverpool.

Thanks to Perdu we all have to follow this non-match which basically could decide on whether we get relegated or not. What a gilipolla our dickhead of a manager is.

I don't think I've ever seen an individual performance as poor as Crouch in this game.

God Stoke are rank.

Even with the man advantage Stoke are incredibly negative. Pulis and Pardew are made from the same cloth.

Stoke are such a shocking team, you feel that even with a man advantage they won't dominate possession.

Apparently Simpson is the quickest player at the club

I actually enjoyed the West Ham match, because it wasn't on TV (four other games were on live at the same time) and for once I had no interest in trying to watch it on a dodgy stream. I zapped between WBA against Wigan (entertaining), Swansea vs Man City (boring) Spurs vs S'ton (shit until Bale scored), I didn't check our score until half time. I believe that this is at last a sign of my growing maturity.

If Spurs lose to Chelsea on Wednesday that should tie up the 3rd Champion's League place. Then if Spurs only get a point at Stoke and Arsenal beat Wigan, Arsenal would come to SJP guaranteed 4th already (I think). Even if Spurs win at Stoke as long as Arsenal beat Wigan they will be two points ahead with a much better goal difference so Arsenal would only need a point against us to finish 4th. #clutching at straws

I thought 7th, we will be lucky to get 17th.

Alan Perdu (to lose) sums him up for me.