Away Toon

I don't think I've ever seen an individual performance as poor as Crouch in this game.

God Stoke are rank.

Even with the man advantage Stoke are incredibly negative. Pulis and Pardew are made from the same cloth.

Stoke are such a shocking team, you feel that even with a man advantage they won't dominate possession.

Apparently Simpson is the quickest player at the club

I actually enjoyed the West Ham match, because it wasn't on TV (four other games were on live at the same time) and for once I had no interest in trying to watch it on a dodgy stream. I zapped between WBA against Wigan (entertaining), Swansea vs Man City (boring) Spurs vs S'ton (shit until Bale scored), I didn't check our score until half time. I believe that this is at last a sign of my growing maturity.

If Spurs lose to Chelsea on Wednesday that should tie up the 3rd Champion's League place. Then if Spurs only get a point at Stoke and Arsenal beat Wigan, Arsenal would come to SJP guaranteed 4th already (I think). Even if Spurs win at Stoke as long as Arsenal beat Wigan they will be two points ahead with a much better goal difference so Arsenal would only need a point against us to finish 4th. #clutching at straws

I thought 7th, we will be lucky to get 17th.

Alan Perdu (to lose) sums him up for me.

What's with half the board getting lose mixed up with loose? Dyslexic fuckers

QPR battling away, Townshend looks very good

Even winning at QPR might not be enough

I'm watching the Wigan game, they've been going for it all game

Wigan deservedly ahead

I have a very nasty feeling that they have no intention of firing him. They very publicly gave him an Eight year contract and full backing even if we had a poor season. I think we are stuck. It's actually a very depressing thought.

It will soon be time to put up the poll "Will Pardew be dismissed by the club at the end of the season?" I think the answers no irrespective of whether we are relegated or not. I'm sure that thought will cheer you all up.

Jarvis was anything but one paced, he was quick, direct, went outside and inside and put a lot of very nice crosses into the box.

Who ever plays RB better be on their toes, as Jarvis looked very good last week regularly skinning Zabaleta.

Any shirt with Wonga on it is a joke and you'd have to be a right tit to wear one.

Well Ozil and Ronaldo were pretty rank when it mattered the most

Should have started with Benzema

To me Modric doesn't look like a Madrid player, Barca yes.

I don't think I've ever seen Ozil so poor

Ronaldo is playing shite. Higuain, de Maria,Alonso, not good enough for what Madrid need.

To go through Madrid have to play the perfect game and so far that is not the case. Can't believe that Higuain is a better bet than Benzema.