Bishops Finger

Looks like out 100m F.I.P sponsorship deal is up the swanny lads

We're all like Driving Miss Daisy mate coz there's fecking speed cameras everywhere

Better than hitting the corner flag though

He's got a good attitude this kid. Think he's going far. Go for it youngun

Staying in Newcastle though?

Sorry lads but they were singing that tune before Doris Day like, we've been rumbled

It's not just the mackems who make shit up to suit their agenda then eh? Idiots man!

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His neck in shit hopefully

They're just escape routes

He flushes out the chancers all the time. He then employs the idiots?

Dark side of the moon would be preferable. Let the whinging fecker's know what it's like to have no light ?

Turncoats

They keep calling Durham Mags turncoats, as if they've ever supported their shitty club, they also think Durham was part of Sunderland and not the other way around, they're completely deluded, utter freaks of nature.

Would be hilarious if Coventry found somewhere else to play and told him to feck off. Stuck with a stadium with no revenue lol

Yeah but I can't see Isak being too happy with that. Howe will have to fit him in somewhere and I'm sure he will

Howe: fit as a fiddle Bruce: fiddling fat fuck

Totally agree mate. Wood should be a 7 Pope 11 Trippier 11 Schar 11 Botman 11 Burn 11 Longstaff 11 Bruno 11 Willock 11 Miggy 11 Wood 7 Joelinton 11

I used do crowd control at the stadium of shite for a lot less than a million quid so I'm sure I could stand watching their shit for 90 minutes for that

20,000 went down there you know mate, must have been giro day in sunderland

Didn't realise the Mackems were doing so well

"Any video clips of the lads outside singing? Great support as usual to every man women and child" No mate, no there's not, coz it didn't really happen, did it? They're having to make loads of shit up now to ease their broken souls

I know mate. I don't know what made me think it was frosties haha. It's been a while. That's all I'm saying

Oh shit aye! haha

Bet they still can't bring themselves to eat a bowl of Frosties, even thouth They're GRRRREEEAAAATTTT!