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Maybe it's a new literacy game

How nice of him to clear this one up nice and early. Wonder what Simon Bird has to say for himself.

It really, really is like. One hell of a fall, that. "You were the biggest fish out here, You should have never gone to Hollywood..."

£8m for Dummett and £4.2m for Gouffran. Is this real life?

The deadline should be the deadline. The window has been open months. Simple.

I see the PSV fullback who keeps traveling over to watch us is getting grief of his fans for it Let's hope we get him in January when he's fit.

Well in pounds it's £36m

Don't know what he said but has come across well since joining us.

Think Man Utd want Navas as part of the deal so no.

I reckon Kemen Vukic Williamson and Gouffran will go out. McClaren will want to keep Obertan this season so will stay.

What an image you paint

Wouldn't say so. Think Cisse will stay but we'll sell a couple of squad players. Hope I'm wrong and Austin signs though. I have a feeling part of the plan was to sell Cisse & Gouffran but Mitrovic's indiscipline in 3 of the 4 games we've played and his growing bad reputation in the media might of frightened us off a bit along with untimely injury to Rivière. Maybe Gouffran to Hull this window and we see what the price is for Austin in January not that I think it's the type of forward we need. Not sure the demand for Cisse is as high as they expected.

They get their money's worth... Apparently he helps pick the team and coaches according to this weekend's reports

We can justifiably sing "He turned you down" at the next derby

My Manchester United friend reckons they are getting Austin tomorrow. Surely they've not hit the panic button?

He had a strop after Laudrup left and said he wanted out. Monk has held him to it. Spent last year at Napoli on loan but injured most of the season. A year left on contract, Monk wants him nowhere near Swansea. Teams that want him can't afford wages. Will probably be paid off when window shuts. Hero to Zero in a short space of time Thought that was the case. Dare say Monk knew what he was like being already there so an easier decision to make. Surprised there hasn't been more interest in him. Never even seems to get touted around.

What's the story with Michu?

He knows and the pitch side microphones picked it up

Him and Kuyt would've made a great front two

None of them on Goals On Sunday thought it was red.

His graphic on Goals On Sunday team lineup is Cabella

Looked like something from the League Of Gentleman in the crowd there

Not just me then! Went on for a long time that, normally fix s*** like that quickly. Reminded me of my Sinclair Spectrum days

Is it just my signal or are there some weird retro video game noises replacing the commentary of Southampton v Norwich?