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What an image you paint

Wouldn't say so. Think Cisse will stay but we'll sell a couple of squad players. Hope I'm wrong and Austin signs though. I have a feeling part of the plan was to sell Cisse & Gouffran but Mitrovic's indiscipline in 3 of the 4 games we've played and his growing bad reputation in the media might of frightened us off a bit along with untimely injury to Rivière. Maybe Gouffran to Hull this window and we see what the price is for Austin in January not that I think it's the type of forward we need. Not sure the demand for Cisse is as high as they expected.

They get their money's worth... Apparently he helps pick the team and coaches according to this weekend's reports

We can justifiably sing "He turned you down" at the next derby

My Manchester United friend reckons they are getting Austin tomorrow. Surely they've not hit the panic button?

He had a strop after Laudrup left and said he wanted out. Monk has held him to it. Spent last year at Napoli on loan but injured most of the season. A year left on contract, Monk wants him nowhere near Swansea. Teams that want him can't afford wages. Will probably be paid off when window shuts. Hero to Zero in a short space of time Thought that was the case. Dare say Monk knew what he was like being already there so an easier decision to make. Surprised there hasn't been more interest in him. Never even seems to get touted around.

What's the story with Michu?

He knows and the pitch side microphones picked it up

Him and Kuyt would've made a great front two

None of them on Goals On Sunday thought it was red.

His graphic on Goals On Sunday team lineup is Cabella

Looked like something from the League Of Gentleman in the crowd there

Not just me then! Went on for a long time that, normally fix s*** like that quickly. Reminded me of my Sinclair Spectrum days

Is it just my signal or are there some weird retro video game noises replacing the commentary of Southampton v Norwich?

Let's keep our fingers crossed Guessing Rolan in Cisse out is how it could pan out.

Nobody prepares bids like us

f***ing hell, do you ever stop? f***ing disgusting this like, UB. To think I once had respect for you. FFS Hopefully we'll show PSV the coon in January when he's fit

So Huth commits technically two red cards in one action yet only gets a yellow?

Just thinking the same.

Bit of both.

Barkley playing like he's only interested in his Opta stats.

Not the type of forward we need IMO as we rarely create chances. Need someone more in the Remy mould.

Mitrovic has now been sent off as many times in his career as David Batty, and one short of Vinnie Jones. He’s 20. (via @Ladbrokes)