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As old and probably over the hill as Henry is he should improve Arsenal upfront here. Chamakh is total shite

CJ's like the WUM who just discovered the internet.

£10 Leeds DNB @ 7/1

Good news. It should be Ryan Taylor right-back and Santon left-back. In terms of defending, I rate Simpson higher than Raylor. True, but Taylor isn't that bad and I actually think that his competent passing and excellent dead ball delivery makes him a better option against opponents like QPR. Cannot wait for Santon to pocket SWP This SHOULD be a cake walk for our right side tbh (SHOULD SHOULD SHOULD SHOULD). Against better opponents though i'd play Simpson 9 times out of 10.

I need to get up to speed

Is that allowed like Messi you fucking rebel?

I missed that one like, outstanding

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I bet it smells lush tbf, like what a man should smell like.

What the fuck?

The FA will be to blame for impending raise in crime around Tyneside. Bastards.

This is the kind of game where we could probably afford to play Raylor on the right tbh, I'm not expecting much of an onslaught from Clint Hill and Jamie Mackie if that's who they will be playing. With Benny running at them instead of Obertan they should be pinned back for the full 90 anyway.

Tbf Coloccini did the exact same against Man U

#RIPPatButcher got me aswell

"What am I doing here?" Pardew man, we get it, you won't admit that you were wrong. Hopefully this is the end of the whole farce though and he just plays the lad now.

Now, now! Brown and O'Shea were full internationals at some point! Bitter mag kernt! O'Shea has 70 caps for Ireland. We can only dream.

We can only attract shite like Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Santon tbf like, the lad has a point.

What's with all the crazy full stops in git wacky places?

Because he looks like a basset hound

I know people are joking on like but we really should do something along those lines. Local Journos get digging and then release a massive article on the ins and outs of their players contracts and link litteraly every player on their books to PSG, Malaga, and Derby County.

I refuse to believe that we would have inserted such a low release clause into his contract, regardless of the fact we obviously didn't expect him to be so good.

He should be doing keepy-ups in the back of the club like

Ah man, that wpuld have been legendary

Is this really the bloke off of Coronation Street or a parody account? :lol: