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Aye I thought Simo was about 750k or something. I seem to remember Raylor was about £2.5 though (fuck knows where I've gotten that from) and I didn't realise we got Besty for that cheap, nice.

Cabaye, Tiote, Colo, Simpson, Raylor, Best, Jonas, Obertan all cost over £1m didn't they? (not sure on Best and Raylor but the rest certainly did)

That oatcake fanzine is a proper charver forum, looks fucking disgusting. Red, white & blue with a load of old heeds stuck in the background,adverts all over too, it hurts my eyes. EDIT: Good grief...

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Mad as fuck when someone just goes on some wacky rant by themselves like

Chris Sutton is the most dour man alive

Brian Clough would be in tears at this like

I like Warnock, as he's a fucking nutcase, but I would give up with international football all together if the FA even discussed his appointment.

Warnock is definitely bucking 'Arry

If you were to look at Charlie Adam withough seeing him play, you would think "tough tackling midfielder with few technical qualities", which is clearly what has happened there.

Anyone who says Tiote is a bad player is clearly fucking retarded. It's not even like his qualities are hard to spot either.

When I check another clubs forum for whatever reason and see a thread titled "Your thoughts on Newcastle United" made by a Newcastle fan.

Joey Barton apparently has some 6th sense that allows him to see ghost pitches.

Lovenkrands isn't realy suited to been on the pitch tbh, if he starts i'll probably just take a 2hr walk.

That kit looks like a 90s keeper top. Fucking horrid

I would be absolutely devastated if it was anything like the QPR game tbh, other than the 2nd half of Wolves this season, and Blackpool away last year, I don't think i've witnessed us been so thoroughly outplayed I'd be happy to take a no scares bore draw and get the fuck out of the shit hole tbh

It's not so much writing the game off, I just cannot get pumped for Stoke away no matter what. Other than the fact it'll be unlikely we'll get a win (there home record cannot be argued against), it will be probably the most tediously boring game of football we'll play all season. I look forward to seeing us play like I do every other week, but I'll be glad when this fixtures off the list.

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Theres one reason i want to learn a different language, i want to go into a shop/cafe/bar whatever, speak in English and you know pointing to whatever i want to order, as we English do abroad. Then i want to listen to what they might say about me/us, evesdropping like, dunno why but it just appeals to me that. But that is just a lottery as to whether you learned the right language in school or not. "We'll teach these kids French, they may need it some day", half of that class may then leave school and move to Spain, it would have been grand if they were taught Spanish instead. And fair point midds

French was compulsory for us like, and it was completely fucking useless. I know it's seen as 'ignorant' like, but there is very little reason for English kids to learn any other single language (emphasis on single).

All they need to do for me is skip the fucking boring 'analysis' of games. Stick that at the end if necessary, but sitting through over an hour of tele just to see the Newcastle highlights is a piss take at times. Just commentated highlights of the key moments of the days football is all I want.

Why should the highlights be free? As much as it pisses me off, if they can sell it, they will.

I wouldn't want a mosque on my doorstep like I've got nothing against Muslims, I just wouldn't want any building that attracts any sort of mass religious folk on my doorstep. Not that I would actively oppose it like