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That was meant to say "good lord", what I did say just sounded camp as fuck.

Good look, looks like a bone

Also, is it possible to get whiplash from crashing into another car? I thought whiplash was caused by your head jolting back, usualy due to a car crashing into the back of yours?

Fuck off man, that's a Geordie that like, no-one can seriously be that fucking retarded Not even a mackem

Have Ben Arfa and Coloccini actualy cut the legs off there trousers from the knees?

cheers

Was Tdeans that lad with a shit hairstyle (presuming that was him in his avatar)? He seemed pretty thick like, I didn't realise he'd left though? No-one got a transcript of this fabled meldown?

But when a lad from Salford who's supported Man Utd all his life refers to them as 'United' on a night Newcastle aren't even playing isn't a big deal. Different story if he was a local lad or we were playing them and he said Newcastle v United like, but it's just some sad prick with inferiority complex trying to look like NUFC #1 FAN. The fact he refers to himself as a pre sky Newcastle fan shows what an embarrassment he is. Deleted my post as this said everything I said, just better Totaly agree.

Just basicaly cheeky kids who reckon there the bollox, and dress in track suits/berghaus etc. It's when they don't grow out of this phase thats the problem. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4JWtIEhnGLY/SdYmwNsCdjI/AAAAAAAAAA8/wbo7iKcI68c/S1600-R/chav2.jpg http://www.latania.co.uk/photos/2004/CharverWatch/charver1.jpg

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Sarcastic or not, what he said made sense.

Just gotten the new PhotoShop so tried fucking around with the Nike French Kit and came out with this, needs a bit of touching up on the badge, logo & sponsor, and the colours are all too light/dark, but I reckon it would look alright. I wish Nike did our kits like.

wow

Has enyone ever actualy bought another clubs shirt (Juve, Santos, Udines etc) and actualy unsown the badge and sowed on an NUFC crest? I'm guessing not like but i'd like to see how it would look. (Opens up Paint)

What an utter bellend man

100% agree with this, even stoke get addidas shirts! Some people complain for the sake of complaining... Not really. They're complaining because they dislike Puma, like Adidas, and Newcastle's kits are made by Puma. And the irony is that not so long ago the thought was that Adidas was sh*t, looks ugly cramming Adidas stripes onto an already striped shirt, and that we are glad to be leaving Adidas because Puma produce some nice looking stuff. It would only be ironic if I or Ryanegg shared these sentiments. All I ask is that my logo is stitched onto my shirts, is that realy too much to ask?

Honestly man it's like the lead designers over at Puma are a bunch of 14 year old Charvers. Puma badge on the shoulder? Gold??? F***ing iron on logos... I'm suprised theres even a tag on the inside of the coller.

I wish Puma would just fuck off. Cheap tacky shite

So Haten Ben Arfa's injury reminded you how great it was to support the toon?

Ian Dowie on SSN just said (refering to the 2-5 Inter-Shalke game) "I can't even count but inter must have to score about 7 goals now"

http://u.goal.com/103000/103056.jpg James Perch and his pure radgie heed http://www.soccernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kenny-dalglish-new-liverpool-manager.jpg And Kenny Dalglish looks like a proper gypo caravan dealer, stinks of tabs and wears a shitty jacket.

Well this is canny daft like

One thing this weekend has proved is that the theory that Newcastle fans are not bothered about finishing above Sunderland Who's theory was that in the first place like? Of course we want to finish above Sunderland, we just won't buy a shit load of memorabilia when we do.