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Wouldn't have mattered, Heitinga's on the bench. Even from the bench he'll still probably be closer to closing him down than his was at Goodison

and ofcourse by Coleman I mean Baines

Fuck it i'm over it now, Lion Beast with a hatrick, the way our season has gon this is probably the most likely outcome. We will literaly need to focus every singke attack down the left, hope Tiote puts in another blinder to nulify the Everton midfield and that the defensive partnership down the right keeps Coleman quiet.

Doubt there was a worse bench in the whole of the CCC last season Bit harsh. Guthrie, Perch and Shola were all startes in the CCC while Krul was our Nr. 1 for a part of the season. Kuqi would probably make a CCC bench as well. Im in super pedantic mode man, just let is rattle away to myself. Makes me feel better tbh

My reaction to discoving our line-up/bench tbh

Doubt there was a worse bench in the whole of the CCC last season

We might aswell have took the piss and just shoved Krul on the wing, Tiote up top and Kuqi in goal tbh, may have nicked a win through pure bamboozelment of the Scousers alone. As it stands this will be a very, very boring game, absoluteky nothing at all to get exited over. Fuck my life.

Fucking hell man, depressd nowmlike, no way at all we'll get anything with that squad

3-5-2? Fuck that, would prefer 4-4-2 to start with to be honest and then switch to a formation we probably aren't comfortable with if we need to later in the game.

There was pictures of him training a couple days ago, and Pardew said 50/50 for the Everton game, surely he's not out for a month

If Odemwingie not starting was tactical then that has to be the most retarded team selection choice i've ever seen. Fortune man, what the fuck has Woy been sniffing?

Plus it's fucking silly to base our team selection today on the Fulham away match

Even comparing Soccer AM attendances now, you guys are obsessed. FTM

Wont read an article that censors the word "crap". But fuck off Houlier.

Dint forget shagger 'Pards'. Could be set in Nolan's house too, with big Kev himself doing the fake Geordie voice over. "Day 7 in the Kevin Nolan house, Alan Pardew is sharing a bed with the unaware Joey Barton" "Day 9 in the Kevin Nolan house, Stephen Ireland has created a base in the kitchen with his matress and bed sheets, Andy Carroll is drinking a bottle of Detol."

If thats the real Sturridge then fucking hell

NUMA Newcastle United Mental Asylum http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/article41916.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Newcastles+Joey+Barton+jailed

Realy hoping that with Shola coming back into the frame he isn't shunned again, it's clear Pardew prefers Lovenkrands over the majority of the 90 minutes but with Shola coming back he'll probably be dropped. Just hope Ranger is still prefered as the impact sub ahead of him.

If he makes a name in a Newcastle shirt I honestly couldn't give a fuck what he says about any other club or country

Hope we got a decent fee for him, was useless most of times in the Premiership but he has shown he has the quality to succeed. certainly thi that for the reportedly low wages he was on he would have been worth keeping around.

It's allways frustrating when you look at the table and see where you could have been, but not one game in the league is a certainty and many matches come down to who has the luck for the day. Every side wins some they maybe should have lost and vice versa, it's not exactly plausable to just sugest that we havn't capatalised on other clubs shortcomings because we just didn't think of this ingeniouse plan of just winning all of our easy games

Again though, how many goals has Carroll scored from an open play Barton cross?

Aww I want that owl, poor little sod.

Never understand the whole "what we've been through" shit they spout, was there some massacre in Sunderland I habn't heard of, orchenstrated by a gang Geordies that left many of the modern day mackums homeless orphans or summat?

Some Spanish acoustic guitar s****