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I hadn't seen a great deal of him before Howe but had heard mates rave about him (I actually thought he was a left back until a few month ago ). So my initial impression was that he had bags of talent but nowt between his ears. His attitude looked appalling too. Despite that he was clearly our only creative threat and pretty much the only player bringing any kind of enjoyment. Last night was the best individual performance I've seen from an attacking player in a Newcastle shirt in god knows how long though. I cannot even remember Ben Arfa tying a defence in knots like that, he looked insane. I won't expect that every game, but if it's a good reflection of him going forwards under Howe he's going to bury some sides, you cannot deal with it.

Ignoring Shelvey's lucky escape with the yellow, it was great watching us shithouse a game for once. Lascelles and Trippier especially hoyed some crunching tackles in.

Most 'free kick takers' don't score many tbf. Only really Ward Prowse taking it to a daft level. Think he scored a few for Burnley and Bournemouth though?

I'm choosing to believe that the pass was perfectly weighted.

he's exactly what I wished him to be.

Makes more sense when we look at TAA at Liverpool though. We get him on the ball a lot.

Swear to god a few of his touches to take the ball over their defence were Zidane like.

He was consistently making a mug of like 4-5 defenders, it was ridiculous

Fully willing to admit he probably knows more about football than is like.

ASM is the human manifestation of my cock.

Bruno mist have jumped straight off the plane and into Howe's lass or something.

The man's a cold blooded fucking lizard, but I love him.

Worst play on ever that like.

Get Bruno on man Howe you joyless cunt

Willock reminds me of a young Zidane.

Erotic that like. Obviously been watching Hatem at the weekend.

ASM is absolutely delicious when he's on like.

Can we get Shelvey off now, the 2 weeks prep he's had obviously hasn't worked.

Honestly why Joelinton is allowed in the box is fucking beyond me.

Fucking hell get in haha

Every fucking time Howe makes an obviously stupid call we get punished for it. It's actually ridiculous

So what's the plan here when we win the ball back from the 40 players Everton have pinned in our half? Ping it off someone and hope it lands somewhere threatening?

Jesus christ, Willock

Plus Lampard has just arrived there, his entire team is new to him Howe knows out midfield needs improvement. Especially against Lampard if he's playing like 6 players in midfield or something daft, with Keane pushing up too.

No idea what you even mean with that like. I just think our midfield is terrible and replacing Shelvey with a Brazilian international who every footballing pundit seems to wank over is a good idea.