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You're doing your stern Nigerian dad act Kaka, we get it. But the lad has an ill child and you're coming out with shite like "his lass will leave him because he is a pansy". He should do his job while he's here, aye. Don't think anyone would disagree with that. The fact we're relying on someone who doesn't want to be here (for legitimate reasons) is fucking ridiculous though,

And so it begins.

I'm going to assume Kaka hasn't heard of Hayden's circumstances and isn't really that much of a cunt. Because fucking hell.

Aye he very definitely has two feet like, I can vouch for that.

What's the difference if they're one footed anyway. I think the only player in the history of the game who's ever randomly taken a penalty with his wrong foot was Oba Martins and he was left footed and missed It's not like Isco could fool the keeper by switching his penalty taking foot mid run.

Left footed players have always had an inexplicable tendency to shout where they're putting the ball during the run up, that may have something to do with it.

"Heart the size of a pea"

eh We saw last season that he’s absolutely nothing like how he played today.

I thought last season that I wanted to see him be a bit more selfish and run with it more often but that took the piss like Must have tried about 40 Zidane turns.

Kenedy has just been flicking the right stick randomly all game.

It might have been deliberate like

I would want one aye It’s not a red though, it was soft as fuck. Only way it’s a red is if it’s assumed it was deliberate and not just a shite challenge.

Head possibly not right like, he played like he’d never been on the pitch before.

We should be down to 10 anyway like but that’s an embarrasing call. From no angle is that a red.

Pawson is a total cunt like

You cannot hoof people in the shins man It’s a blatant red.

Sort of expected when you sign a Brazilian with tattoos on his heed.

Atsu shot into the sun

Thought they were having a BBQ day to change their mingin' seats?

And another 100,000 outside the ground

Would be great if he can make the Cardiff game.

He's one of those massively average fullbacks who annoy you because in theory they should be a lot better. Even in attack you have images of him blitzing defenders but it rarely comes off for him.

Decent showing, absolutely unforgivable that we basically signed nee cunt.

He's canny quick tbf. I just think he has one of those faces which make him look slower than he is.