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love the wording of this

Such a strange post from James like

The fuck breed is that?

"I LOVE BREXIT!" what a reference

Supporting them or not it’s incredibly unlikely someone from Manchester won’t be have a bias towards Manchester teams one way or the other. It seems far less hassle to just get a ref from out of the area.

I hate football.

Makes it immensely more enjoyable for me I want to see us turn a corner but a League 2 side would beat these today. Cannot wait for them to score 8 in the 2nd half now.

It’s almost hard to enjoy this Man Utd are so bad

Tbf I don’t think they’ve meant it to come across as it has, it’s just the first line of the 2nd tweet is worded absolutely horrifically

Just got back, he pulled in at least 10 Northumbria Police officers to help him make his escape, the fucking coward. Should be charged. He deliberately put himself in a position that would require police attendance for him to leave safely. "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Italian meal?" class

Not to say he hasn’t made bad buys, he’s made some astonishingly shite buys throughout his career but he’ll usually end up with a good side. We basically need every buy he makes to hit the ground running.

10 million buys you even less when you don’t have a clear budget, which is the most important thing really. This sell to buy shite is completely ridiculous. It’s impossible to spend well when you have no idea how much you’re going to have to spend and when.

Anyone who doesn’t viscerally hate us would do.

Is he trying to show off?

Sounds like some sort of deep seated Spanish homophobia.

The Man City odds

The Robaldo red is obscene like

That Ibrahimovic goal is absolutely disgusting

Well that would be pretty mental then IMO Oh aye deffinitely, I just mean that as a critisism that’s fair enough if it turns out they were fit. Rafa is known for picking teams based on their assesment in training so I don’t think it’s too outlandish tbh More so with Rondon than Shelvey like. I just don’t get the notion that if you’re fit enough for the bench then you're fit enough to start. I’ve never seen that argued in my entire life watching football.

It is possible they were completely fit and Rafa just never picked them like.

Have you honestly never seen players lacking fitness being put on the bench before? They might have been there purely as an emergency incase of injury to Joselu or one of our midfielders. Like I have no idea but them being on the bench = they can play the majority of the game has never been the case.

If they are unfit they shouldn't even be on the bench and Rondon certainly didn't seem unfit during the week. Eh players come back from injury and onto the bench all the time. Like literally all the time. I don’t know what condition Rondon and Shelvey are in, I’m just assuming there’s legitimate reasons they were on the bench and then never came on. There’s multiple reasons why that could have happened.

So we should have started with an unfit Shelvey and Rondon, that’s your great plan?

This argument is baffling like If he’s touch and go then it might be seen as a risk bringing on at 2-0 down. Were we 1 down or level then the risk might be worth it. I don’t think Hayden is playing 90 minutes for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Someone needs to put some petrol in Dummett like