Hanshithispantz

What if you haven't been watching it?

Isak's among a handful of the best strikers in the world though, he's not worth £150m but if someone like Madrid want the best that's what they would have to pay. Good scouting should be able to find us a player of Mbuemo's quality for far less than £75m.

Over £75m for Brian Mbuemo seems a bit much like

He's called Bryan as well, which adds half a century to his age.

Paddy Power would be funnier if they knew the rules of the sport they were lampooning like. Joelinton's arm is by his side, it's not handball and never has been under any iteration of the rules (other than if he's scored himself - where 'accidental' doesn't come into play). The Dan Burn one was 50/50, it would have been a soft double yellow, he also didn't mean to handle it, but his arms are outstretched to comical levels and he really couldn't have complained if he walked.

"We were OUTSTANDING" Booed off at half time

What does he mean by all things equal? Does he think Tottenham are the only club who's players can catch the flu or something? Most clubs don't run to The Athletic crying about it.

I cannot argue with it nees

Spurs created little after the goal and the xG reflected that, as it often does because it's a decent reflection of chances created.

Porro was probably the actual MOTM tbf, was good defensively and whipped about 4-5 ridiculous crosses in. Although I do like it when he blazes it over the bar from 25 yards out a few times a game.

Spurs xG was still below 1

3 minutes added on to 10

Just the 12 minutes

I'll mever understand jeeping it in the corner like, must waste 10 second.

They might have tbf, most people I know have had it over the past few weeks and we looked absolutely fucked here

Never seen much of him before, is your typical hard working, technically gifted midfielder that gets pumped out of some Scandinavian factory?

Nothing better than Porro getting the ball in space outside the box when playing these.

If we can step on these they'll crumble like, absolute calamity at the back

Maybe bring Kelly on at HT

Why would the dissalow it Andy?

He's more than a back-up LW like, he's an excellent sub to bring on when we need a goal and we'd be far less dangerous across 90 minutes without him - we just haven't needed him recently as games have already been dead by the time he's come on.

She looks about 14

In reality it will be Kelly RCB like, he'll look unreasonably good and ping a few worldies over the top.

I'll tell you what like he's passionate about it