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Another one of those "I mean aye it IS a foul, but they wouldn't have given it in the 90s" internal reasoning ones which only Liverpool are allowed to have.

He seems to have added a few turns to his repertoire.

Pleased with how easy he made a couple of his cushioned headers look, sounds daft for a player who's 6ft 6 like, but I'd have been a bit gutted if we'd bought another giant who's useless going long Still looks like there's a lot to work on with his positioning for long balls too, so he'll probably get even better.

We played pure ball hogs Barcelona 3 games ago, last season we get spanked 3+ in a game like this. Wissa and Ramsey being out is killing us up top though.

Blatant yellow that like

Willock needs to come off. Elanga on the left.

Nice to see this translates to big decisions too, appalling display

Woltemade aggressively shoved in the back not given despite numerous little nudges been given the other way.

Hard to be worse than that in terms of missing everything for us and giving them every little nudge or slip.

Weird line-up on the face of it but Howe showing he's more confident in rotation than ever before, which is great.

I hope he just makes the change at half time like, we obviously need a striker on the pitch as shit as it is to rope Barnes at HT.

Gordon Barnes Elanga is a ridiculously rapid and direct front line like

Fucking hell that proper got me

He gans on like Gary Oak from Pokémon Red.

In a world of Ballers and Bagsmen, be a Singlet.

We'll fucking batter them.

Been wiped out twice last man now with nowt to show from it the poor lad.

You only get time for another corner if you're Liverpool.

Ref just choosing to not apply the law.

The high bar

Our new badge should be a monkeys paw. Edit: beaten by mike

Probably played what will be the assist of the season with a first time ball absolutely nobody other than Wood saw coming.

Tottenham had a decent squad with a sweeper keeper and arguably the fastest cunt in the league at the back, they were perfect for Ange and he couldn't make it work. Unless he's had a massive rethink this is never going to work

Silky smooth Dan Burn