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Plus this side have won 18 games this season (the other being a draw) There's literally nothing anyone can seemingly do against them. We're trying the "break records for sitting back" approach and tbh so far we're probably better off than expected.

Our composure on the ball has been awful too. I don't have any issue with our tactics but when we're on the ball we cannot panic like we have been. Hopefully Merino for Diame at some point improves it a bit.

Gary Neville still disgusted by the fact a team worth about thirty quid look shite in comparison to a Pep Guardiala led team of super men.

The defending from that counter attack after the corner was in bullet time

Never hop skipping and jumping over the line previously set by Gary Birtles.

"If it was a boxing match the ref would have stopped it" City never really did anything though We were eventually opened up by a ridiculous pass but this has hardly been some wave upon wave of devastating attacking football so far. Hopefully we don't cave in and obviously at some point we're going to have to go forward, like we just have

aye, I think we've limited them really well. Not sure what else we're genuinely capable of.

Dummett there looked like he'd just been given his first ball for Christmas.

Fucking hell man the challenge wasn't that bad man Gaz shut the fuck up

So the theme of today is 'Neesy shouts at Jonjo Shelvey'

I'm just hoping for a strong professional performance and for us to not concede more than one. I'm not usually one to say "anything else would be a bonus" but aye, anything else would be a bonus.

Don't think that's true is it? Thought Messi and Cavani at least were ahead Most for club and country, don't think he has the most when just taking club goals into account: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/dec/26/harry-kane-mauricio-pochettino-tottenham-southampton

It's pure unadulterated jealousy like, I love it.

2nd time we've conceded 2 with him playing, never more than 2 though (which we were doing pretty much every week without him). First was another mistake that was completely out of his hands too.

Did you miss him dropping the ball in the penalty area for no apparent reason for the 2nd game in a row?

Deluded cunts.

He's hit the post twice the last 2 games and forced a few good saves like, Ritchie. Shelvey's shooting has been piss poor.

Aye I was ready to grief him then he suddenly won us the game by being really good When he plays well he's easily our best winger, he's just only been doing it once every 6 games or so.

Shit mint bastard

I massively appreciate how shit West Ham are.

I wish Ritchie would stop passing the ball to Adrian

Carroll the cunt

Atsu got shares in MRF Tyres?