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Pretty much. It's annoying how shite we are but we already know we're shite. Away to Liverpool we really need them to have an off day to do much of note.

Baking myself a rice cooker panettone in celebration.

Lascelles also could have had a 2 game ban for trying to win a pointless penalty

We look good and like we can have a go when we’re playing sides much closer to our level. We’ve looked consistently shite going forward give or take the odd 5 minute spell against any half decent side. We’re absolutely shite.

Ref done us a massive favour like

Does Klopp have a secret key of gear that he sniffs right before the camera swings towards him?

NBC colour commentator is absolutely obsessed with temperature.

Pretty much this, aye.

If in doubt, randomly hoof a freekick out for a goalkick.

Ah well. Was fucking annoying how shite we were on the ball for a solid 5 minutes before that goal like, just constantly giving Liverpool the ball back despite then being sloppy themselves. Games like this are just depressing to watch.

That was fantastic by Merino like.

Merino’s passing has been terrible like.

Like how Dubravka played that first time after spotting a gap instead of waisting time which I expected.

80 more minutes of this will probably finish me off like.

:lol:

Pretty obvious that we were sussed after our initial run of good form like.

Love it when a ‘tells it like it is’ radge packet starts booting off on here

Do the honourable thing and fist ourselves.

Annoying because he was having great game too. He did a lot of dirty work in the Man U game but it seems like something he’ll never fully improve on.

Aye, I said absolutely incredible. I compared it to our team under SMC, which I still stand by. A midtable team if managed by a decent manager. Sadly, we werent, which led to awful morale and performances and uktimately to our relegation. Palace heading the same way, again, because they are being managed poorly. It’s not all that difficult to understand. Those 4 games werent in his season. He took over a team with the same record as Bournemouth. Bournemouth have a less superior team. How are they doing? He’s had 24 games and his team are currently stumbling towards relegation. You thumbed up a short post that said this On the whole though, their team/squad is one of the weakest and most imbalanced in the division. But aye I'll let you off, maybe you just never read Sewelly's post properly or something

I don't see how any of this relates to my post tbh, you're making a different, much wider point that I hadn't touched upon at all. You said this: Then listed a handful of players to support that point. There's no doubt they have some players that would get a game for us, as I'd image most clubs in the league do. On the whole though, their team/squad is one of the weakest and most imbalanced in the division. Similar to us when we went down. We had some good players (Wijnaldum, Shelvey, Townsend etc.) but we were heavily reliant on the few good players we had because everyone else was trash. If our good players got injured, or didn’t turn up for a game - we’d get beat. The good players turned up less and less because we kept losing and they were probably sick of having to carry the others. Palace’s team is very similar to that team of ours that went down. :lol: Not sure what’s funny - we went down that year because we had a shit manager in charge too, if anything, it proves my point further. A manager incapable of getting his few quality players to perform. Absolutely incapable of reflecting on blatant hypocrisy like - you've changed your view point to suit a different argument. Whatever, this is pointless, for your health I hope he relegates them so you can drag these posts up and laugh at what an absolute knacker I am. Similar to us when we went down. We had some good players (Wijnaldum, Shelvey, Townsend etc.) but we were heavily reliant on the few good players we had because everyone else was trash. That squad tho

I'll not bleat on at all, you cannot just remove 4 games from someone's season and say fair's fair My point isn;t that he won;t relegate them, he might. Or he might keep them up and then be awful next season. It's that he hasn't to this point been 'bad'. You're saying that because you want to be right in your view that it was a bad appointment. He hasn't pulled up trees but he's not far off where you'd expect this absolutely incredible but also absolutely terrible depending on which month it is Palace squad to be.

I don't see how any of this relates to my post tbh, you're making a different, much wider point that I hadn't touched upon at all. You said this: Then listed a handful of players to support that point. There's no doubt they have some players that would get a game for us, as I'd image most clubs in the league do. On the whole though, their team/squad is one of the weakest and most imbalanced in the division. Similar to us when we went down. We had some good players (Wijnaldum, Shelvey, Townsend etc.) but we were heavily reliant on the few good players we had because everyone else was trash. If our good players got injured, or didn’t turn up for a game - we’d get beat. The good players turned up less and less because we kept losing and they were probably sick of having to carry the others. Palace’s team is very similar to that team of ours that went down. :lol:

"With that squad" Their squad is bottom half quality, which is where they are after a horrific start. Our squad isn't even Premiership quality but that's for another debate. After 4 games we were on 6 points, West Brom and Huddersfield were on 7. Southampton and Stoke were on 5 and Brighton and Swansea were on 4. Saying that there's nothing to suggest they would be notably better off is based on fuck all really, infact arguably the best measure we have is his PPG which would have him on 32 points now, on course for mid-table and in the mix for a top half finish. Then there's the point of him joining 4 games in in any case with him not having a pre-season with the squad and not being able to modify them in the summer. He hasn't been amazing or anything but your desperation to paint him as having an utterly tragic season at this point is canny weird like.

what? He took over when they were on 0 points and 0 goals after 5 4 games with his first 3 games being Manchester United, Manchester City & Chelsea. Other than the top 4 he's only been beaten by us and Everton (and Southampton after being at the club for like 4 days), and before the last 2 games (defeats to Tottenham and Everton) he'd only lost 2 in 15 (both to Arsenal). He's done a good job of steadying the club and getting them back into the race, you said he was a shite appointment though so I suppose this helps sooth your ego or something? He might end up being shite but atleast give him a chance man EDIT