Hanshithispantz

genuinely my all time hero.

It'll probably be innocuous but he'll get banned anyway though. Happened against Arsenal 2 seasons ago.

I'll have no issue with it if it's clear cut cuntery from him tbh. I could't really tell on first viewing.

Shearer slowly turning radge Geordie towards the end of that sentence

Definition of a Thunder Bastard

What the fuck are the stewards even doing detaining fans like that for anyway? The police had pushed the celebrations back, let the lad back up and back to his seat.

He was in full on steward mode like, his time to shine. How dare Aguero try and help him sort the situation out.

Would love a random Argie in the team.

I'm not advocating Hayden ahead of Shelvey like, but Benitez has made 'similar' decisions in the past. Often he's chosen solid and reliable over creativity and flair. We'll need to see more of Merino like, hopefully he's an absolute beast.

This is what I was thinking like, hence I sort of hope it just works out - but wouldn't be surprised if it was rarely if ever tried, we'll see. Having both on the pitch theoretically could have us providing the front line with very good service.

I'd fill his boots.

He was saying that he COULD quite possibly have got two red cards in the two games, not that he did quite possibly get sent off in both games Have you read the conversation? What have I missed? "In the way that he will be suspended after both of the last games he's played for us." He won't be suspended after the Forrest game.

He was saying that he COULD quite possibly have got two red cards in the two games, not that he did quite possibly get sent off in both games Have you read the conversation?

Rompe is right like, he wasn't and cannot be given a red card, nevermind 2

Who was the last player sent of against us? Sir Stanley Matthews fuck sake, was going to do a similar thing

Ahhhh FUCKING international break. For fuck sake man, ridiculous having it this early.

I hope the plan is to play him alongside Shelvey like as it's definitely an exciting pairing. Be suprised if Shelvey walks straight back in ahead of Hayden though.

Are there any pictures on the internet of his bare feet?

I'll need to see another angle but it looked like nowt. It wouldn't suprise me at all if he did throw an elbow in like.

Would have been 5 had he not mouthed off to the press.

Imagine being Joe Hart and realising you'd just been Beardsley'd by Aleksander Mitrovic.

A forced spit roasting from 54 and Lenny