Hanshithispantz

"If I had one wish in life it wouldn't be world peace or everyone living happily to a 120 years of age it would be that complete helmet westy didn't support Sunderland."

I'm not worried about him like, this time last year Atsu was in a similar boat behind Gouffran. He'll get his chance.

Aye, I don't think he put a great deal of thought into the article or the scores or anything It's Daily Mail tat, but they basically dispel everything he says with a few stats and the fact Harry Kane is English so Redknap must be talking shite 'cos he hates the forrins. EDIT: They're being slightly ripped to shreds for that part in the comments like

They've basically just used the stats thing we were having a conversation about on here and 100% Pardewed it though It's all a bit pointless and Daily Mail like, but the article really isn't anywhere near as bad as they're making it out to be: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4915482/Tottenham-Harry-Kane-complete-striker-Jamie-Redknapp.html

It's just so fucking frustrating having basically no attack like. Wouldn't be surprised if Shelvey and Gayle start from now on. EDIT: Not Shelvey behind Gayle, just the 2 of them starting.

Bruno has perfected the art of obstruction.

Cracking save that

Struggling to think of a side in the history of football more desperate for a new front 2.

goal kicks ffs

Creased at drunk Dave

Honestly watching us last season we made it look almost impossible to not get promoted.

There is something very soothing about it.

it quite obviously happened like. Not sure why you're so sceptical of literally every encounter someone might have with a player or person in the game out in the world but it happens. People meet people. Not everyone is some massive attention seeking liar looking for internet credits. It's in the past now though, not just those quotes which are nice, but he's got on with his job well enough. It still annoys me that we never improved on him but, when we do, he'll still be handy to have around as back-up. EDIT: What you're suggesting here is that TheGuv got in from a night on the piss and his first thought was get straight onto the internet to concoct some massive conspiracy in an effort to defame a pointless NUFC player for absolutely no reason. Not just "I saw Elliott being a cunt in town", but to actually sit at his PC and construct an entire conversation at 3 in the morning.

Was probably knocked out for asking to swap his mash for a piece of halloumi.

Allardyce & Pulis, fucking hell Considering all 3 are very high profile Managers with over a thousand Premiership games between them that viewpoint is beyond embarrassing.

Forgot about Beye. Pretty sure we make players sign their soul over when they pen a contract.

:lol:

Always weird playing the teams you come up with, fuck knows how this will go.

Imagine if this was Newcastle man "Take a back seat" man. Nah fuck that, I hope Cavani smashes him in training.

"Super White Army" is an odd one like, because it's equally as impossible to criticise as it is to say "aye that's fine".

We're literally the most racially accepting team in the league.

Had to look back at the original quote: “The important thing is that Davide Santon has got a long-term future at this club because he’s still only young and is gaining such experience. “He can play right-back, left-back and now he has shown can play central midfield, so you’re looking at one very important player. “When I look at someone like Phil Neville, Santon could in my opinion be the Phil Neville of this football club, a kind of unsung hero like Phil was at Man U. “You look at when they won trophies and he was very important.” that's probably not even in his top 5 either.

class, cannot remember that.

"to the naked eye"

If PSG don't put him in with the U-21s or something they should be fucking liquidated tbh.