Hanshithispantz

He's spot on though, you're absolutely fuming which is preventing you from making any legitimate points that go against the ones you're trying to go against. You had some arguments on here about Perez and now you want to proper put those daft lads in their place, you cannot really properly DESTROY "Perez is probably the best option we have there at the minute" so you instead pretend everyone was saying "Perez is a proper waxa number 10" and then let your fingers roll.

'fewm juice'

You see our goals today?

It’ll have to be before April.

Parky’s been on the petrol

WHAT? Liverpool fans? The ultimate progressors of the game?

Might have been tired?

Aye, but not in the way Rafa wants for the team - and under Rafa the system is far more important than the individual - look at some of the shite in his Liverpool sides. I think in hindsight playing Joselu was pretty much unoquivocally wrong like but he chose Joselu for his workrate in ‘defence’ and the fact he will do what he’s telt, he (in theory) fit the system better.

Just watched his first goal, that assist is insane like Legitimately better than anything De Bruyne has done this season.

It was a cracking goal like, one of those “is that actually Mitrovic?” ones.

Aye, proper piss take if the FA are twisting about that like. Invalidates their entire position against FIFA.

Their fans cannot even Sieg Heil properly.

Both were awful misses. It happens, but 2 in 1 game is a pisser. We did get lucky with a penalty shout though (maybe 2, I missed the 2nd).

Nope. Came on for Kenedy. And should have scored? Didn’t have any chances, he pit the ball in for Shelvey’s miss. It was the right decision but he maybe could have put it in a tad earlier.

We do this all the time, just completely crumble and randomly let the opposition create about 40 chances in the last 15.

Absolutely disgusting

Trying to take the piss when you’re that fat.

Think the terms of his new contract specified that we pay him with the extracted soul of Cafu.

Now Boro down to 10.

Pirl Dummett

Shelvey got a lot of (probably deserved) criticism earlier in the season but he's been brilliant recently like, hopefully he keeps it up.

I’d watch I’m a celeb if Shearer was on it like.

It doesn’t matter what it looks like to the naked eye, you’ve eaten half a chicken, mate.

DJ got absolutely rinsed by a bunch of Serbs at some party or something and obviously hasn't emotionally recovered.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5641745/villarreal-ruben-semedo-mans-fingers-home-raid/ EDIT: Someone can paste that up for others if they don't want to click the sun link, I would but I cannot be arsed.