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He plays like that all the time imo, then puts in a great performance which has you wondering what the fuck his craic is.

Slimani signed?

Hmm. His record is bad but Joselu takes it to a whole new level. 2 goals in 18 starts and missing a penalty, he's tragic. His headers go nowhere too.

Other than the opening of the season when he was clearly unfit Gayle has never been anywhere near as bad as Joselu.

Another absolutely pathetic finish to a game. Getting a bit sick of us completely folding and letting the opposition create an infinite number of opportunities in the final 10-15 minutes of games like.

Thank you Joselu x

Anyone got Shola’sbelta against City? Sometimes the man was just destined to score.

We’re not going to have one of THOSE 15 minutes are we?

Bringing on Vokes fo go full on punt.

He is Davies like

Murphy fucking finally

Just let Kenedy do everything please.

That should be an infirect freekick for a backpass like.

I know he’s our main striker, but he’s honestly the last person in the squad I’d have on fucking pens like.

I absolutely hate him

Kennedy looks great like

Ashley Barnes is basically the reincarnation of Kevin Davies.

Hopefully he gets lost in Sherwood Forest.

"keep Newcastle in the Premier League... until the end of the season"

Really struggling to see what he’s doing wrong by going to his prefered club like As if he wants to go to West Brom just to rub those silly Geordie’s noses in it or something.

Our lowest ebb.

I think in hindsight that dance is honestly the funniest thing ever.

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=97874.msg5996706#msg5996706 thanks greg

The one, the only, Alan Scott Pardew.

Can anyone find the moment on this forum where he danced on the touchline, and then when Man Utd scored the winner?