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Two years later, and my opinion about Mitrovic hasn't changed after watching him for the first time against Arsenal. Are you seriously trying to tell me I was wrong? You watched like a few minutes of a 20 year old kid man You've tried to defend yourself as some kind of oracle ever since and it's been weird as fuck.

Absolutely love that word tbh, probably emphasised by my unbridled admiration of Babybird's You're Gorgeous.

Hope he dies me like

People were in a rush to write off almost every one of our players 2 games in tbf. Definitely. Me included like, a lot of it has to do with the fact we're managed by a sex god but we probably need to hold off on our critisism of players.

Not quite sure how to put it, but they are different kind of "good passers". Shelvey might have better long range passing (diagonal balls). Personally I prefer Merino's kind of passing, as he releases it much quicker, recycles possession, and doesn't need as much space before he releases it. Merino is better when it comes to making us tick I think. Shelvey tries the Hollywood pass a little bit too often. Like I said, he's more Cabaye than Shelvey. He's a good, confident passer but he's not going to be pinging constant worldies.

I just think people are going a bit over the top about his passing tbh, he's comfortable on the ball and has a decent passing range by the looks of things, seems more like Cabaye in that respect rather than Shelvey though.

Shelvey's a far better passer like, he's just better at everything else. Absolute master of the Scott Parker Turn.

Fantastic that like, Rafa is a god.

Shitrolu

Yellow

Don't even know why I'm on twitter like It is odd that we're not starting Leroy Sane behind Joselu like, what is Rafa thinking?

Shite like this man Obviously fucking not, look at our squad man.

Yeah that's how it came across to me too.

It'd be really harsh to bench Lascelles like but Lejeune probably has to come in at some point.

If you're shite he'll score a few

@ the spoiler watched it a few times now, think it's honestly one of the funniest things I've seen.

fucking class that like

Looks like a fucking hostage situation.

Hit it low and to his left and you have almost a 1 in 2 chance of scoring

He'd ballance their squad but with a couple of additions I think he'd far rather have their squad than ours like. Other than Merino and Shelvey there isn't really much in our squad that I could see making a genuine attempt at walking into more than a couple of other sides in the league. We've probably got to go down to Yedlin after that, Ritchie at a push.

Their team is far better than ours like, we just have a far, far better manager.

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I think it's harsh to mention him alongside Pardew and Fat Sam like, his senility might finaly have betrayed him but his career is far more impressive than either of them.

Love that Stifler, lush and unique.