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Honestly wouldn't be surrised if it was PornHub.

Can hardly make that claim without seeing Mooy in the Prem like, we gave him a lot of space but he was everywhere on Saturday and I cannot remember him misplacing a pass. Looks really comfortable on the ball.

I recon it's more dangerous being 5 nil down like.

Shelvey to Janmaat vs West Ham is the best I can remember in a Newcastle shirt for about a decade. Looks even better because of Janmaat's touch though.

His foot was blatantly clipped which knocked him off his stride and his lef foot hit the back of his right heel. It was a stone wall penalty although they could possibly have had a free-kick for it hitting Shelvey's arm just before. The claims for Murphy kicking it out of their keeper's hands for the 2nd were just weird.

Proper home made stodgy Yorkshire puddings and gravy is lush tbf. Throw some sliced beef on and you're laughing.

Aye apparently that's right, I'd always assumed what Disco said tbh. EDIT: Actually I think that's the American definition: "The term is used elsewhere (such as in British and Australian contexts) to refer to a professional sportsman who plays for a large number of different clubs during his career." That obviously makes more sense.

Van La Parra turned him over a few times (Anita) but I don't think he was disgraceful, no one was really - played most of the game on a yellow. He got lucky when he fell on the ball in the 2nd half like, it was accidental handball but we've seen the state of some referees this season, he could easily have gone off in another game.

Fair enough. I disagree like but luckily I don't think it matters anymore. I just hope the similar doesn't happen in the summer.

'shola are you honestly taking the clubs side over Rafa's on Townsend? It's pretty obvious what happened and we're lucky he never walked.

I once said this about Jurgen Klopp, I think it fits his mate perfectly:

Was only watching on tele but thought the atmosphere last night sounded pretty great, but I get the point, it was pretty funny watching them all run to the exit when Gayle mugged their keeper. No sticking around for an extra minute to applaud what was apparently the greatest ever Championship defeat from the bestest ever footballing side the league has seen.

We scored after 9 minutes after being the more dangerous side despite the pressure, this concept that Huddersfield are some kind of ultra footballing gods is pretty hillarious tbh It's no coincidence that their winning run emphatically came to an end when they played a side who had scored 27 more goals than them. I'm happy we don't play like that every week mind

Goal difference is literally worth an extra point.

surprisingly good.

How often does a team slowly build towards success? Genuine question. Most of the time it seems like a team either gets a new manager or buys good players and then starts doing better than they were when they had a shit manager and/or shit players.

How is it massively unrealistic though, really? West Ham finished in a Europa League place last season, Southampton got another. He's one of the best managers in the world, man. If we spend the money we need he'll build us a squad capable of at least challenging for Europe, I'm pretty certain of that. I'm also pretty certain that if we don't he'll be off not long after the window shuts. If we're a 'mid table side' next season I think it'll be under a different manager.

He'll not want us to be a mid-table side like, I'd be massively surprised if he didn't want to put together a squad that will at least challenge for Europe within the first season, and then he'll want to push on and go for the Champions League. He didn't come here to piss about.

He's a winner, if we let him buy who he wants and assemble the squad he needs we'll be right up there. If we don't we'll not have to worry about the lesser teams frustrating him at SJP as he'll have fucked off before then.

He changed his boots afterwards so it might have had something to do with them.

Colback 'poor' today man, howay. He done exactly what was asked of him. He's shite but his 2 'good' qualities of being a dog chasing a bone and playing simple passes is pretty helpful when your midfield's game plan is to effectively cover ground for 90 minutes.

The chance made between him and Ritchie not long before the goal shows exactly what we've been missing too. He should have cut it back like but I think he lost his footing a bit so attempted a shot from an impossible angle (which he can score from tbf).

How wasn't he? Him, Shelvey and Ritchie were everywhere. EDIT: This is the kind of game I'm fine with him playing in, even in the Premiership he can do this kind of job. Doesn't stop running, niggles and annoys the opposition and pretty much never gives the ball away.

The best manager though.