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It's pretty patronising. I imagine I've got a better life than a quadroplegic but I don't visit them in their hospital bed and thank them for showing me it could be worse.

Is he taking the piss? I fucking hope so: http://i.imgur.com/oFAWlKy.png As funny as it is fans like that are the worst thing about football, just absolutely no logic behind anything they say. Even I'm fucking annoyed by the stupid cunt and I find the situation hilarious.

http://i.imgur.com/xhG4tde.png absolutely wrecked m8

You reckon? absolutely I'm not sure like, I think Timmy who sprays car doors for £300 a week might think he's been dealt a better hand than £50k a week Jermain.

You reckon?

Inside Death Row with Lamine Kone.

If ever there was a quote that personifies Alan Pardew that's it like.

It's just a horrible idea all together. He probably has them dropping into random crematoriums saying "this could be you" instead of doing running drills.

Brighton trying to close the GD on us.

Actually his dad just died apparently, now I feel like a cunt.

Got a knock

Deflection like.

What odds you get like Wullie, it was already 1-0 when I checked.

What the fuck is Yedlin doing on 38 seconds? EDIT: Lascelles

We all know what's going to happen here

They'd have been on a trip round Auschwitz had they not won tonight.

so glad we're no longer managed by absolute melts like.

They're annoyingly good like

"Interestingly, Benitez insists it is not just the Newcastle squad who need to be wary of over-confidence though, but also the club’s staff, the supporters and the city as a whole."

Had a different manager tbf.

Benitez said: “He was training, but still we have to be a little bit cautious with him. “We will see in the next few days. We have some time, and it depends how he feels. At the moment he is training and improving, but it depends how he feels.” I'd be massively surprised if he starts like.

He might fail at Tottenham but he'll not fail in general like Tbf to him, at the very least he's an average Premiership footballer.

he was rested in a group game, otherwise he started every game.

If they gave him rave reviews for the tournament then aye. He played well enough against Portugal.

That's not how it works.