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Pretty much, aye He somehow moves the ball in a straight line up the pitch better than just about anyone I've ever seen, he only stops himself once he gets going.

Think Sissoko's one of the most polarising on this forum tbh, there's not really a cult opinion of him like HBA or Colback. He's obviously a cunt but as a player it's pretty split.

Crouch would be a clear plan B, not a replacement for Mitrovic It sounds like the press putting 2 and 2 together on a slow news day.

Was he not playing out wide for France before Pardew put him there?

Crouch was decent back then to be honest. I don't really want him now, but if he was back up to the first team for a season then it may work. Was he not their main striker before Torres arrived?

Was Crouch really a dud at Liverpool? Cannot really remember tbh but it always seemed he did alright for them.

Honestly man "We do not understand why Moussa is being asked to fulfil the generous contract he willingly signed" Fucking fuck off.

Sounds like you should have gotten the lad a more flexible contract then you fucking dolt. Sick of them like, I'd be happy for him to go in a huff and be thrown into the reserves at this point (given we don't get the fee we want).

His sister is so weird.

Imagine replacing Paul Pogba with Moussa Sissoko

Maybe it's a Wilson situation. I just hope he's sorted out in time like, be a shame if he has to miss it.

Think he was sleeveless when he arrived, obviously trying to shake off the bloodless little creep tag. Pretty sure it's Micky Mouse doing that Bale heart an all.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/07/11/moussa-sissokos-brilliance-for-france-was-not-a-surprise-for-new/ Thought, ah, Luke maybe threatening to write a decent article here... and then read "I’ve argued for a long time that he is talented enough to replace Manchester City’s Yaya Toure as the best all round central midfielder in the Premier League" Hope we hold firm on a decent price though.

Probably would have called him Izey or Hayedz.

I wanna be abhorred.

Couldn't give a fuck about them tbh, I really don't want Sam Allardyce as the England manager.

The Sun would have been over the moon with that shot.

W.Carvalho's tash is horrendous.

An injured body part can lock up when sore like, if uncertain it would be pretty stupid for a footballer of his worth to risk walking off after noticing he couldn't play on when he doesn't need to, it was Clattenburg who called for the stretcher too iirc. I was all for laughing at him missing 40 chances against Austria but bashing him for last night is ridiculous, he was class and obviously cares about his country and teammates. Thought he had a good tournament on the whole too, he obviously should have scored more but the ammount of chances he made for himself was ridculous. You can argue Portugal were a better team without him but they have absolutely nothing in attack when he's not running into the box.

Him talking about us like we're Wigan.

I love it. Dude knows he's cut as f***. Let him pop the shirt off, blast some nips. I wonder why... Look it's a body that just won't quit. If you pop those shorts off I'll bet you'll find a sweaty hog that won't quit either.

Aye, because Gignac's shot being an inch to the left somehow decided the best player in the world

Just to annoy N-O some more. http://i.imgur.com/XbOtADH.png

I think this would be enough to completely kill any attachment I have to the national side like. I always think I'm losing interest and then a major tournament pops up, but Sam would be too much.

well done mate, enjoy it.