Hanshithispantz

If we're going to get beat we may as well get fucking battered at this point. Give that toad no fuel for his ridiculous excuses.

If people hadn't have been so ludicrously lenient with the shitehouse of a manager it probably wouldn't have come down to me actually wanting my club to fucking lose by a significant margin.

imagine what kind of fucking clogger you would have to be to be motivated in this game, against that opposition, at this stage of the season, playing for this club, with that teamsheet.

I think that's an eagle.

Pardew praying that's a hamstring pull.

BEN ARFA'S FAULT

We've been well thanks. You ?

Yeah he's been good, the mere fact he actually wants to get into the box is refreshing tbh.

There's Pardew's excuse sorted.

I fucking hope not, man. He's like Samson. Or Shamshon. it may be my patchy stream but I'm pretty sure he was looking fairly hansome when the camera panned to him.

Has Krul finally sorted that horrific mop out?

It's almost as if our centre backs haven't got a fucking clue what they're supposed to be doing.

I fully and genuinely want us to lose today like, first time it's gotten to that stage. I've been pretty indifferent recently but that team sheet is a fucking piss take. It deserves to lose and he deserves to be absolutely slaughtered because of it.

wat I think he meant "I want us to win today because I'm so short sighted that I can't see any further than the end of my nose." No. I want us ro win because i am a Newcastle fan. If you din't want us to win you're obviously a judas mackem cunt who should be on the SMB not here. :lol:

TBF the sheer amount of hard working players in the midfield and defence might make 0-0 more likely. Not sure if that counts as it working. Not a fucking chance you play so many players out of position and in a system they've never really played and come away with a fucking 0-0 draw If we concede less than 2 I'll genuinely be astonished.

Unless I've been whooshed, you hope he gives this team selection more than one game? I'm praying for pre-kick off injuries so I don't have to see if for one minute.

What the fuck is this nonsense?

I think, just like Ashley, he's a vindictive little tosser who's had his feeling hurt by the nasty Geordies so is intent to just take the fucking piss in retaliation.

What about that letter he wrote to himself a few weeks ago? fair point

Actually resting players for the World Cup man He's a fucking arsehole.

That team he's put out today is hands down the worst thing he's ever put down on paper. He's a fucking prick.

Not saying that's how we'll line up today, but did he not try the 3 at the back none-sense against Stoke when they fucking tanked us 4-0?

Ho9ly fucking shit

I wonder what Pardew's Worst Nightmare XI would be. It would obviously include HBA on the right wing, probably someone like Marcelo at LB, some skinny cunt like Iniesta in the centre. Fucking hell man we have a game on in a couple of hours and I'm sitting about thinking up tosh like this.

:lol: Particularly like our CB partnership.