Hanshithispantz

fair play, just read the post back and realised what I'd done.

He was for a while imo but now it has gone from "Ahh look at Fred West getting up in the middle of the night to soothe his crying child" to "Buried in the fucking garden!?". I'm guessing you mean when he wasn't playing him during the season we finished 5th? Obviously cannot be arsed to reignite that debate but surely after another year of the same shit it's pretty clear what was going on back then, and it wasn't Pardew trying to ease Hatem back in gently, he just flat out didn't want to play him.

Not meaning to be a cunt like, but this sentence is pretty galling.

It's just his defence mechanism to Pardew bashing, it cannot be helped, like an octopus.

No need to be grumpy, piss take of the mackems in it?

What a fucking whoppa

Nothing exited Hans more than a clenched sphincter.

The other 17% can honestly fuck off, some complete arseholes support this club like.

It's like he's trying to get himself sectioned.

It's why I struggle to blame the players for not looking arsed during games, they've got Sparklehorse giving them their pre-game pep talk.

Why is this happening?

Is the cunt on suicide watch?

Valiant he is though, no matter the adversity he faces he'll carry on battling away.

Woe is me Pardew.

Sandpapering cats is oddly soothing I find. For some real relief though you cannot go wrong with sandpapering a wood pigeon. Bliss.

People are still holding onto hope that'll he'll turn it round, finish the season on a high and be ready for 2014/2015 on the touchline in his slick suit and silver hair. I think it's fucking preposterous personally.

Poojew

I could never root for us to get beat, but I know exactly what will happen if we do the double of this terrible Man Utd side. In a way his diabolical run of form will have effectively been for nothing, at the moment a few more defeats and it might actually be the best thing that has happened to us in 4 years.

I think we'll be up for the game and beat them if Remy is back, "Pardew give us a wave." Grimacing thinking about it.

It's truly astounding that there's anyone still defending Pardew and his decisions, let alone taking his quotes as gospel, a fluked win against Man Utd and it'll sadly be all back to normal until his next appalling run of shite results next season. "49 points and 9th in the league, more cyber tears for another win."

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Pardew on the other hand can nut them and it's "not that big of a deal"

Subbing players at half time is fucking in most cases anyway, he really does think he's fucking Mourinho.

I fucking wish this was literal.