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You're not serious, man? The players don't deserve a bonus, but I find it astounding that you seem to indicate that the buck doesn't stop at Pardew for managing these players and building a team out of them. Yep. I don't understand the mandatory criticism of the players at all tbh. Under a new manager this simply doesn't happen. 5-0 fuck off you absolute fucking cunt.

2 goals ahead of Wigan's GD now.

2nd time in 2 weeks that we're getting smashed at home

Ashley has given Pardew a far better platform that the majority of the managers in the league, he's not perfect and there's many things I would change about him but his main fault this season was not sacking Pardew before January.

Get HBA on in place of Jonas if Johnson is walking a tightrope.

wut

Hopefully that's him jotting down his suicide note.

He's fucking pathetic man. The thing about almost exclusively focusing on defence is that when the other team does score you have no answer to it, you cannot defend your way to goals. It's so fucking obvious that the best way to win a football match is to actually play football, attempt to outplay the other side, control the game and create chances. It's sickening that this muppet cannot see it.

"What did Gutierrez see there" I honestly divn't fucking kna mate.

Knock the cunt out.

Epic corner

We'll probably lose out fucking GD advantage here as well.

This is embarrassing.

Well the referees seem unbiased at least...

Thanks mate

Yep, he's like a fly who'll keep on smashing head first into a window hoping that eventually he'll get through. I think I might be suggesting that Alan Pardew has been merged with a fly.

I would not be surprised at all if Pardew still managed to make this sub All joking aside the odds are pretty high that Shola will come off the bench before Gouffran does. He'll probably replace Cabaye about the 70th minute mark when Pardew's 2nd batch of hallucinogens kick in.

Because he finished 5th last year and he gets on with Mike Ashley? How many more reasons do you need for fuck's sake?

The last time he declared himself 100% fit he didn't start for another 3 months or so man I was reliably informed that "Pards played a blinder" then though.

Ah fucking get in

So we're seeing Wigan do what the need to do at home to a side fighting for the top 4. I would be fucking staggered if our performance is anything near this.

After 70 minutes it'll probably be something like this Elliot Debuchy MYM Taylor Jonas Gosling Tiote Hatem Sissoko Cisse Shola

Why would he actually do this?

Sack him before kick-off

Pardew is a fucking cunt like