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Neesy will you tell people to calm down and stop fighting please mate?

If he doesn't go out and try to boost our goal difference then the guy needs fucking shooting in all honesty.

Well that's just cannibalism.

The strangest hatred I think I've seen on this forum, that one.

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Reminds me of this, only she gets away with it because she's hot as fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEb7D02Hzc

Debuchy hasn't been shite at all. Simpson also had his arse handed to him by Matt Jarvis several times in the 2nd half on Saturday.

"Debuchy has no heart" Fucking hell man playing Simpson over Debuchy would be the single most retarded thing Alan Pardew could ever do.

I still like Alan Retardrew.

There's no way he's fully fit. "I am 100 per cent fit" http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91227.msg4376727.html#msg4376727 Jack has an endless supply of NUFC-personnel quote based put-downs.

Yep, unlike Ben Arfa, Marveaux plays at a very slow pace a lot of the time, no matter what minute it is he doesn't hurry and will always be looking for the killer pass. Ben Arfa has the ability to do that but it's much less measured imo.

15 Minutes of HBA at the end, running at their knackered defenders may be the difference. It may be enough on its own. I'd rather 90 minutes of Ben Arfa running at their defence tbh, no way I want to see him coming on in the 75th minute. I'd genuinely consider slashing Pardew's wife if that was the case. And if the little fat bastard has a shocker or is man marked throughout? He's clearly not fit, so I'd prefer to bring him into the game when he's not competing with their lot at 100%, towards the end when they're knackered. Fair enough, we should also preserve Cisse and Gouffran until the final 15 minutes too just in case they have shockers and/or don't score. Hold tight for 5/6ths of the game and then unleash the magic. Apart from those 2 are fully fit, aye, great comparison. I just think your reasons for giving our best player (and he was our best player literally 1 day ago) 15 minutes are counter intuitive. We're just giving him less time to make something happen, and we have less control of how the game is flowing when he does enter the pitch. Look at Liverpool, he came on with us 2-0 down, tried to do too much, lost possession and it was 3-0.

15 Minutes of HBA at the end, running at their knackered defenders may be the difference. It may be enough on its own. I'd rather 90 minutes of Ben Arfa running at their defence tbh, no way I want to see him coming on in the 75th minute. I'd genuinely consider slashing Pardew's wife if that was the case. And if the little fat bastard has a shocker or is man marked throughout? He's clearly not fit, so I'd prefer to bring him into the game when he's not competing with their lot at 100%, towards the end when they're knackered. Fair enough, we should also preserve Cisse and Gouffran until the final 15 minutes too just in case they have shockers and/or don't score. Hold tight for 5/6ths of the game and then unleash the magic.

15 Minutes of HBA at the end, running at their knackered defenders may be the difference. It may be enough on its own. I'd rather 90 minutes of Ben Arfa running at their defence tbh, no way I want to see him coming on in the 75th minute. I'd genuinely consider slashing Pardew's wife if that was the case.

I'd prefer he was on from the start to be honest and just hope he can help put the game to bed before Pardew decides his legs are going to fall off. I'd prefer it if he was up to speed with the rest of the side rather than coming on strong as others are fading, which is one negative of him coming on 2nd half.

Hang on, are saying that Bale is better than Kaka in his prime here?

I won't say I'm the most positive person in the world tbh but I cannot really see the joy in relentless negativity at the moment, but each to their own. I can either go into QPR thinking we're going to win, because they're shit, or I can convince myself that we'll lose, because we're shit. All in the name of proving a point, fuck it, we'll win, no reason at all why we won't.

Not got much of a choice if he doesn't want to be here. I'd rather have a player who imposes himself and gets goals anyway. Cabaye does have six this season tbf. I'm not saying he doesn't want to leave, just pointing out that actively wanting to sell him is lunacy. Its not tbh, he doesn't have what it takes to play in the EPL at the very top and his comments about getting depressed can be evidence of that. what the fuck are you talking about, Neesy?

Obviously realising that there's a massive chance of him being first choice fullback again next season.

Give me a break, man. There's no leadership in any of that lot. You'll not let this go like

Aye, that was horrific on my part like.

I probably should have read your next sentence like.

We could do with Hatem next week, don't you think? Wrap him head to toe in cotton wool AND bubble wrap, for me. What's the difference between this week and next week? We need to win yesterday. We played him for 65 mins today, and he was f***ed. He was more likely to get injured, or concede possession cheaply, than create or score a goal. Take him off and we go again next week with him in the team. Canny simple. No. Just, no. Explain what you believe is wrong in what I've said. I think everything that you've said is incorrect. Even if you were right, which I don't think you are at all, the other player was Shola Ameobi who is always, always going to provide the same, or less. I've said nowt about who he was replaced with, but he needed to come off. He's our best chance of winning next week, and the risk of that not happening by leaving him on was too great. He'd been easily dispossessed and left Simpson exposed at least a couple of times before he was taken off. They were getting an increasing amount of joy from Jarvis down that side. The fact that the sub didn't change that is testament to our wonderful manager, but that's not what I'm arguing. Taking him off was the right thing to do. They got even more joy when he went off

We could do with Hatem next week, don't you think? Wrap him head to toe in cotton wool AND bubble wrap, for me. What's the difference between this week and next week? We need to win yesterday. We played him for 65 mins today, and he was fucked. He was more likely to get injured, or concede possession cheaply, than create or score a goal. Take him off and we go again next week with him in the team. Canny simple. That's an awful way of looking at things in my opinion like. I don't think he looked more likely "to get injured, or concede possession cheaply, than create or score a goal" either, but I suppose we'll never know.

Of course it is, beat QPR and Arsenal and we are safe. You might want to check the table, specifically the number of games played and goal difference. Mathematically 6 points would see us safe. We could still go down on GD How? Wigan and Villa can't both get to 44. I forgot they played each other like