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I promise you'll win Steggy. Somoa are like really really good, hence their moniker "The Barcelona of the South Pacific".

Seriously, why are they 14/1 at home?

Lump everything you own on Samoa beating Tahiti in their World Cup 2014 Qualifying match at 2am.

Ergh, that just sounds shit.

Joe Kinnear is class man, an odious man by all accounts, but endearing all the same.

My Man of the Match

Are they playing Daddy Cool?

Marvin Martin must be about 4ft

Nob oot

Surely Benny will replace Malouda at some point?

If they added Bastian to the deal I may be tempted

What the fuck was that Frankie you absolute cunt? Was that last? I hope he crashes his horse

BoyleSport are fucking arseholes too, wouldn't let me cancel a bet minutes after I placed it as i'd stupidly ticked staked in the wrong box. Had no problems with Sky and BET365 in the past. I told one of their Live Helpers that their customer service was appauling, he said he was sorry I felt that way and asked if he could help with anything else. With razor sharp wit I replied "help"? I'm guessing not... and left the chat before he could think of a riposte. PURE BURNED HIM

Sick I didn't take the Insurebet on this too now at 8/1, Dettori is a god. Prettu confident Terdaad will atleast place so I should be comfortable (who the fuck do I think I am?)

Single on this too.

Decided to skip it. Stuck a double on his other 2 remaining races Cogito (to place) & Terdaad (3 place Insurebet) @ 10/1

Dettori won both today, and just checked and he's won or placed in every one of his last 14 races (won 4, placed 10), fuck knows just how good that is like. Anyhow, the question is do I bet on him and end this run?

£2.50 on Baileys Jubilee

Placed 4th, £42 back from £20. Pitifully this is my greatest ever Horse Racing victory outside of the Grand National.

:lol:

Gerrard & Parker it is for our short stay in the tournament then

Mesut Ozil 20/1 to be Real Madrid's top scorer at the tournament, it's basically between him, Ronaldo & Benzema (none of them scored more than once in the 2010 WC)

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Got some berk on at the 6:15 at Sandown. Cannot remember what but it begins with an A. Let's have the cunts.