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4 of the top 5 (in order) had the worst injury records, with the Champions having the best. Weird. Anyway the 4th worst injury record in the league, further proof of our god given luck.

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"Doesn't have a of an affect on my life" Yep, that works.

Why do you think all of those players fucked off?

Tbf his stats are similar to Ronaldo and Messi when they were about his age

If we had a level of player equivalent to Simpson or Williamson in goal, and vice versa, I don't think we would have finished in Europe tbh.

Chelsea will be able to offer him wages to rival Man City where as Man Utd won't be as keen I would have thought. He'll also have competition at Man City with Silva, Aguero, Nasri, Tevez & Ballotelli not only playing in similar positions to him but also taking the limelight away from him.

Yeah, I cannot see how gaining a bit of match practice can be bad for us, provising of course he is fully fit.

Odds slashed to 1/5 for the little tart to join Chelsea on SkyBet 4/1 Manchester 7/1 Chelsea

Pretty much this

Stay classy Sunderland. Holy shit

WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE EUROS!!!!!

Thank fuck for that. I can now relax

heart in your mouth time

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should have played Benny in

I really want this Debuchy lad at Newcastle

5 minutes 'til Ben Arfa

Having some canny wrong thoughts of Keira Knightley being raped by all of those black children. Need to sort my sell out like

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what the fuck

Clive man, shut the fuck up.

"Hoof it up to the 2 strikers" in other words