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https://twitter.com/junger_herr_/status/1665071918209470466 This doesn't seem the greatest idea considering our owners...

Not quite an assist but it reminded me of Enrique's pass to Lovenkrands v Blackburn in the 10/11 season. Maybe not remembered as well since it wasn't converted but it's the best pass I've seen from any NUFC player, not sure about video rules but can find it on YouTube searching 'Enrique Blackburn'

Reminding me of his performances just after he joined, absolutely abysmal, hope we get rid of him tomorrow.

I believe in miracles When you run, Saint-Maximin I believe in miracles Since you came Allan, Saint-Maximin

Was inspired to come up with something for Joe Get out the way of Joelinton Our 40 million pound Brazillian You can't handle Joelinton He'll lead The Toon to victory Get out the way of Joelinton I wouldn't sell him for 50(60,70,80...) million You're terrified of Joelinton He'll lead The Toon to victory Sha la la la la la la la

"The Eredivisie - the top tier of football in the Netherlands - has been abandoned for the season with no title winners and no teams relegated." Lucky bastard has avoided relegation

Hope we put in a bid for Nicolas Pepe from Lille, after the last few signings they've made (Ikoné/Bamba/Remy) it looks like he could be on the way out, was in incredible form towards the end of the season playing on the right of a front four so he'd fit right in if Ritchie does leave. Would probably cost 20m+ so it's unlikely but he'd be a much more exciting signing then Townsend

R.I.P Cheick, always seemed like a great guy, such a tragedy to die so young. Will never forget his goal against Arsenal.

IIRC Yanga-Mbiwa played more minutes than anyone else last preseason.

Then I saw his face, Chancel Mbemba Didn't know his date, of birth when he signed. I'm in love, I'm a believer. Chancel Mbemba's 35

http://api.ogcnice.com/api/multimedia/photo/resize/136636/930 What the hell is this? From the Nice website

Thought I'd take a look at Gouffran's stats for this season and see if I could maybe figure out why this waste of space has been starting the majority of games, maybe we actually do much worse without him in the side? Well, the results might shock you! (they won't) Comparing matches where Gouffran has started (League and Cups 2014/2015): Total: P35 W12 D8 L15 Gouffran Started: P23 W3 D7 L13 Points per game - 0.7 Win-rate 13% Not Started: P12 W9 D1 L2 Points per game - 2.3 Win-rate 75% No real surprises, the 2 losses are the 0-1 vs Leicester(A) in the FA Cup, and the 0-1 vs Man United a few weeks ago, the draw was the 1-1 with Stoke in February. From my recollection (I've tried to forget most of this season) we deserved more from the Stoke and Man United games, and the FA Cup match can be safely ignored. But wait, what about the attacking threat he brings? He is a striker after all, and how could you ignore the defensive solidarity he adds? Well let's see: Started: Goals Scored - 22 - Avg 0.95 per game Goals Conceded - 49 - Avg 2.1 per game Not Started: Goals Scored - 17 - Avg 1.4 per game Goals Conceded - 6 - Avg 0.5 per game Oh, well he does run about a lot I guess...

It's an absolute fucking joke we havn't made a change yet, Pardew is clueless.