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Ritchie shoots when maybe the ball into Joselu was the option.

Someone far post there and its 2-0.

HT. So far, so good. We look up for it more than them, even when a goal up, and have shown more quality. Some s*** kicking from Eliot, but more so from Hart who could have conceded two on ricochets from him hitting it straight into our players. There is no way he should be England's #01. West Ham look disinterested, like a team in April with 40 points on the board. It reminds me of that time we played them last day when Sissoko and Jonas scored when relegation beckoned for the Lick. Great goal from us from active pressing. It was from a tackle by Ritchie and ricochet back off Joselu, who then made the run to finish the move off. No offense, but I don't think that series of events would happen with Mitro and his movement. I can't see it at all.

Matt Ritchie, "shipped out from Bournemouth after they got promoted". Err no, he dropped a league because we doubled his wages.

Nice snapshot from Merino!

Team that is more awake in scoring shocker!

30 mins played and in terms of quality, this would pass for a Championship game. Howay the Lads!

For us, Hayden's been positive and we've knocked it about fairly well. We're contesting everything and most of the game has been in slightly in their half.

Twenty minutes in, I don't know what gear (gearbox gear) West Ham are in, but it's not very impressive.

Worked it well, but pity it was Clark it fell to.

Nice move down the right.

I think he's good enough to play in the Premiership, his movement and finishing are fine, but that's only when he's fit. Don't put your eggs in one basket etc. etc.

Eh? They've just scored a 97th minute winner for a game they'd have left at 4am to watch. They not allowed to celebrate like? :thup:

Just saying, but I think Remy would get in our team today, to say nothing of many other strikers and #10s.

Without Shelvey and Gayle, someone has to step up and I think it has to be Perez. We can't just keep giving him chances. He has to start producing. No Shelvey and Gayle is the nightmare start, so we're in a fight for seventeenth. As things stand, that's all we can hope for. Howay the lads!

Joke refereeing after missing a last-man professional foul and an off-the-ground out-of-control two-footed dive in. Let's punish someone for celebrating.

Justice is done!

The song they made for him is class up until the last line where they just tag something that rhymes to finish it off. "Who needs gold, gold. We've got two Silvas you know David and Bernando We're in indestructible We've got Aguerooooo" Ha, quality! Bournemouth's reputation is keeping 11 men on the pitch here. We'd have had two off.

Remy did well for Chelsea when he actually made it onto the pitch. It's not that long ago. It's a bit mad that he went to Palace when they had just splashed out on Benteke, but maybe he had fond memories of Pardew. Cabaye did the same thing. Anyway, Remy got injured straight away and Pardew was gone by the time he was fit. Given his career choices, I would question his motivation before his legs.

I think the zero points and zero goals suggest we've played much worse than we actually have so far, but I don't feel so good about this game. Another bad result and the "Newcastle in crisis" hype machine will go into overdrive. Fingers crossed everything goes okay.

Sounding like we've might have missed the boat on this one, like earlier in the window. Given our problems in disposing of our present squad fillers, loaning a few of someone else's we can just give back isn't such a bad idea.

Two seasons of Riviere, poor bastards. I remember that headed goal against someone half decent in the preseason and having big hopes for the lad. More goals that Falcao in the season before he came as well. Boy was I wrong on that one. SDJ and Lazaar next. If someone will take Riviere this late in the window, maybe there is decent money out there for Mitro.

Bot created by Bishop. Aye, another weapon in the PR war.

I think Ritchie would have been hooked vs. Spurs without the injury subs in the first half. Chances for Aarons and Murphy will come, just give it time.

Yeah, if its what we need. Kenedy, keeper, and a striker/#10 should do the job till January, and no excuses if we can't do that in a week. The football will be methodical and conservative, but we shouldn't be cast adrift, even with the odd Shelvey meltdown and Gayle "illness". Mitro out and last minute cheap striker in wouldn't surprise me, if that's the only way to get 8-10M in.