Revolution Number 9

Dunno about that like. Barton's got some issues controlling his anger but that can be sorted out. This lad is a full on nonce pirate and as someone said before it's difficult if not impossible to fix that shit. Chop his bollocks off and give him a job in an old people's home, that's as safe as he's going to get.

I know this is bullshit, but I can't stop myself from getting a little excited. Me neither.

Its over two years ago now mate

With no toppings.

Anyone know what their widely acknowledged and cherished set of values were then?

I'd be fuming if we signed Gibson like.

Yeah I know that but I think it would make a lot more sense to look at the more pressing issues first before we go entering talks with more central midfielders. In any case I don't think we could fit him, Cabaye and Tiote in the team and there's no way any of those would accept being anything other than first choice. Don't get me wrong it would be fucking class to have him here to play when Tiote is suspended/injured (if they discover an earthly force that can actually harm him) and at the ACN but I doubt Sissoko would go for it.

Agree with this, yes it would be nice to have more depth but we have more pressing concerns in the squad right now.

Aye reet.

Don't think he's necessary tbh, would be a waste of money considering our midfield is nowhere near our problem area. We should be looking at forwards and a few defenders now.

For that kind of price he'd be absolutely worth a try IMO.

New 5 year deal for Shola As club mascot.

Whilst that's no doubt said in jest, he actually basically issued a "come get me" plea today. http://www.tv2.no/sport/fotball/tippeligaen/skjelbred-skal-jeg-dra-maa-jeg-gjoere-det-naa-3525376.html "If I'm to leave Rosenborg, this is the time for it." Then he says England is where he'd want to go and: "I'm a Newcastle man, the North East of England is my area." Must be about 8 times a summer. He's Teeth Girl and we're Danny Simpson. How much would he cost? Can't imagine he'd be that expensive and he'd probably play for fucking free, we may as well put the poor lad out of his misery and sign him IMO

But he's a cunt so we'll blame him anyway.

Shola will never leave man. He's like that dodgy Jack Sparrow off the second Pirates of the Caribbean who's stuck to wall with his brain falling out, he's actually become a part of St James' Park.

Those fucking germans...

Location undoubtedly - not many would disagree. Considering it's a pretty good arena too with a better than average atmosphere it would definitely have a chance of being considered the "best". Didn't our extension cost more to build than their ground cost from scratch? Their ground cost £15m iirc A 42000 seater stadium for 3/4 of Jordan Henderson Isn't the SOL a 49,000 seater ? Yeah, after they extended it. It was 42k when first built.

Location undoubtedly - not many would disagree. Considering it's a pretty good arena too with a better than average atmosphere it would definitely have a chance of being considered the "best". Didn't our extension cost more to build than their ground cost from scratch? Their ground cost £15m iirc A 42000 seater stadium for 3/4 of Jordan Henderson

I can't tell if this is joking or serious. I think it's serious.

Minus the fans he begged to go to the games.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=603080

Cana is that? Always laughed at that like, 10 seasons in France = fine. 1 season in Sunderland =

Read that before. Load of s***. 'Invisible outside the north east', aye reet. There's probably less north easterners on here than owt else

Some seem to think he's been arrested on his hols. Probably bollocks, but we can dream.