ExiledGeordie

Pardew prepared to offer him a few years on a solid wage, seems as good as gone to me.

Need a left back and another CB on top of Mbemba. Defence just plainly isn't up to it with what's available.

Can definitely see him going

Going back a little while but I think Desailly is a shade under 6' Gallas was quality and he's listed at 5'11. If the lad is strong and athletic then I don't see his height being a major issue. The fact he's super quick is a massive plus factor. It would be good however to have a tall CB to play with him (not Williamson, lol).

Like the sound of this guy. Now can we sign a massive, horrible, hard bastard to bully people to play next to him.

He sounds very good but I've always felt we lacked presence at the back. We need someone big and commanding to go with speed. If they could bring someone else in to go with him that would be ideal. Unlikely however if Colo, Williamson and Saylor are hanging around.

Please sign a solid CB or two

32m for Benteke

If we signed too solid centre halves I'd be over the moon. Surely McClaren will fuck Williamson off, surely?

Hopefully he'll be exposed again this coming season for what he really is when the players wise up to him. Still baffles me how he manages to con so many in the media.

I don't think I can emotionally handle seeing Williamson play for us again Someone please make him go

I just can't see Sissoko staying, they're certain to cash in

Who cares where he ends up. I'm sure he's looking to impress in the premiership again with anyone before aiming to move onto a bigger club again.

If you've got a clown in charge of closing deals then we're always going to be in this position

Sissoko will no doubt be used to fund any transfers which come in

What's amusing is that the fuckwits at the club believed some ramblings from Ashley in front of the camera could reverse 8 years of mistrust and cockups and fans would flock to renew season tickets. You can almost imagine them thinking "Christ it looks like we might actually have to buy some players now"

I haven't been paying much attention to goings on but clearly I'm not missing anything Charnley being exposed for the incompetent flop that he is.

Another in the long line of calamitous decisions made by Ashley and the board

This. Get rid.......NOW

Come on Lee, you're already seen as a complete cunt, need to up your game son!

They'll never stump up the cash needed to make really excellent, proven signings. They haven't before and I don't see it changing.

What the cunts in charge need to realise is that to buy players who have to meet the value of the player and pay them a decent salary. This seems to have escaped them the past 5-6 years

Austin will go to the 'ammers