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Well that's nailed on then.

I'm scared.

Oberfans these "commentators"

"Monkey Tennis......erm no? Ok how about Long Ball With Alan Pardew?

Bimpy was class I voted for Mrs Bimpy as poster you'd most like to meet in the forum awards. Hope he flounces back.

"Shit he's available, reverse, reverse, reverse!"

"Well he just worked so hard over summer that we couldn't just send the big man away!"

in a carriage being pulled by hatem? Neigh.

It's not how much we're paying Q PR that he's bothered about.

I think his chief asset is the strength that he shows in the penalty box. Get the ball to his feet and he can usually muscle his way into a shooting opportunity. So I'd prefer to see him operating centrally, even though he's not the greatest playing in a target man role. My other hesitation is he's a bit greedy. He'll often try to do something himself when he should be releasing the ball to a man in a better position. He'd definitely be an improvement on our current situation, but really it depends on what our alternatives are. Pardew is at the entrance by the "You must be this tall to play for this club" sign. Blob Elliott sits on em till to stop em leaving while Saylor visits their family and sends menacing selfies to drive down the wages.

I'd take chips over prospects any day.

Wow

Mike must be livid too. He would love dat profit.

Didn't realise until the other day that Lallana is a lifelong Everton fan, and then said "when I played against Liverpool last season, I knew that was where I wanted to be" Rancid little turd. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/world-cup-2014-adam-lallana-makes-favela-gaffe-as-he-describes-how-to-be-around-players-like-us-may-be-a-lifechanging-experience-9526139.html

I'll set an alarm and see what happens.

Tomorrow? I might do if so.

I'm up for paid league.

I've done it.

I'm not gonna touch this till the transfer gimp is suiting up.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah.

Wonder what the first excuse of the season will be?

Oooh