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We haven't got the budget to cover the Nigerian space programme - something no one in the west has ever said before.

He could do the soundtrack too. Bargain.

It does have the horny eyes required for the part. Ffs but who will play the bulge Warwick Davis?

Next excuse:- "Tired from watching the Liverpool game." "They played after we did so was sharper. " "String theory. " "They played different. "

Danny Dyer in ten years time as Alan Pardew. The role that reinvented his career.

Cock like a can of Coke? Red & fizzy?

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film. Dibs on Danny DeVito. Robert Downey, Jr. to win best supporting actor for his portrayal of me. Junky Jr or Iron Man Jr? Slightly bloated transitional Jr.

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film. Dibs on Danny DeVito. Robert Downey, Jr. to win best supporting actor for his portrayal of me. Junky Jr or Iron Man Jr?

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film.

You could have a long form section rather than a front page of sorts.

I hope Stifler will be getting a regular column. Stewart Watch

Parading Taylor_J's balls as well it seems.

Baby, Cat amazing stuff.

What about a @TimeToGoAlan banner to publicise the twitter account. The world wants Pardew out @TimeToGoAlan.

Razzle available in all good woods and train tracks.

Ask for a copy of Razzle first to break the ice.

Would one of those be the 96-97 season where we followed Stan's example by battering the Swedish? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZWQ3YOMtJaM/UEsnJKgjdkI/AAAAAAAACo0/miO-N7XEaFA/s320/black-kid-oh-snap.gif Perfect gif execution.

It's been pissing down for 24 hours. Going anywhere nice on your hols?

Anyway nice weather we're having.

That's hysterical some amazing one liners "An unlikely Pro Evo stalwart in a Fifa Street team" & "Schrodingers cat in a Fred Durst hat"

On Sunday Supplement now.

Basically that we are not deluded we just want a professionally run club that gives us hope.