Jesus, you really went for that last sentence didn't you.
Too much?
You need to ask?
Well, as you could imagine (?), i wouldn't want him to actually kill himself if that makes you a happy puppy.
It does
Ask Alan I bet he's got a few ideas.
Instead of putting the tomato puree directly on the base where it's always been and is its customary position in the structure of a pizza pie, why not put the cheese there first and move the tomato puree on top into a new role?
The little bit of parsley that goes directly in the middle would be out wide right anarl.
The base would be six inch thick so he had a solid platform to build from.