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Joyless

Fat Sam talking shit on Goals on Sunday, blaming social media for giving an unfair perception on the job he is doing at West Ham.

"We waz unlucky, injuries hampered us, Shola waz fit. We just couldn't get the three points across the line on many occasions. I've spoken with Mike and he wants the best for Sports Direct as do I, I'll work harder to ensure that we achieve the mediocrity he and the fans deserve. Hatem? I've spoken with the lad via satellite phone and told him he's playing in the shop window, unfortunately that shop window is Greggs. However I have told Remy he is lucky to be here, I think he agreed as he was smiling a lot. This is a tough club to manage the fans expect us to not only win but score, I have done my best to dampen those unrealistic dreams."

Oh god, Anfield is going to be nuclear bum rape.

Mental season.

Every time.

And no bonus for those f***ing clowns We can but hope.

He's not gonna get his bonus for a top 10 finish that's for sure.

Willian to score and Chelsea to win. And Chelsea - 2 Just a couple of quid on each.

Lovely stuff.

Love you Neil.

Shola playing like he's woken up from a coma and been told he's been asleep for ten years.

He's just forgotten how.

Fucking Swansea.

Wtf

Ffs we're already carrying a Shola.

Gone for Bony ags fiver. Howay Swansea.

The aids. Pardews not touched him since he found out he was positive.

10 on Swansea.

To the bookies. Tenner on Swansea.

Official twitter has it 3-4-1-2. Eh? I could understand a 3,1,2,4 with those players, but not that. ?

And Shola.

There be P45's in dem dere hills.