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Shola up front and Elliot in goal. As soon as I read this I thought of The Human Caterpillar. You're a right t*** for reminding me of one of the worst things i've ever seen. Shola and Elliot playing in the same team. Anah, sorry mate.

Brilliant

If that's the bad news imagine the good

At the end of that summer window everyone was saying only adding Fellani was a disaster. He was a desperation bid.

2 players over 2 windows for a new manager rebuilding a squad, alreet Mike.

They have had an average squad for a few seasons now bar the superstars and Fellaini isn't anything special. Mata was great business though.

Can't seem to coach the strikers into scoring though can he. It's an ecosystem not one or the other.

If he does he needs his head read. Gets shafted on the transfer market and sacked then joins Newcastle Utd can't see it somehow.

so would I.

Pel Jones

It's no Gus Bus marra.

Seriously.

Stuck 9 quid Arsenal winnings on Rooney anytime.

Harper

Had a fiver on Arsenal not sure about Man Utd Everton though.

How many season's of Shola is that?

Double figures against us.

They play some lovely stuff, the cunts.

Strike

Joyless

Fat Sam talking shit on Goals on Sunday, blaming social media for giving an unfair perception on the job he is doing at West Ham.

"We waz unlucky, injuries hampered us, Shola waz fit. We just couldn't get the three points across the line on many occasions. I've spoken with Mike and he wants the best for Sports Direct as do I, I'll work harder to ensure that we achieve the mediocrity he and the fans deserve. Hatem? I've spoken with the lad via satellite phone and told him he's playing in the shop window, unfortunately that shop window is Greggs. However I have told Remy he is lucky to be here, I think he agreed as he was smiling a lot. This is a tough club to manage the fans expect us to not only win but score, I have done my best to dampen those unrealistic dreams."

Oh god, Anfield is going to be nuclear bum rape.

Mental season.