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Love a bit of Carol too

We stay up nothing changes, we go down nothing changes so let's go for the maximum pain for Ashley & Bruce. The only way we get sold is when Ashley wants rid rather than wants to recoup on his investment.

Athletico Mince: Geordie Heat is amazing. Bruce, Shelvey, Ashley & Carol Beardsley

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Shame the run has come to an end.

It's not the chance of staying up its the compo. Won't sack him till Fulham win after the break and we loose.

Armageddon would be less of a disaster movie than this.

I'd take a bag of fat rolled around a barber's floor and stuffed in a suit over what we've got.

Aye it's some start.

Satire.

Geologically as well as emotionally.

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Joelinton is like a sniper in a film that's been told to shoot a kid by an evil general. Clearly doesn't want to shoot but won't actively refuse to follow his orders.

Will always love him for turning up in a tux.

Have you heard of the Scrote of Bruceus? When two knacker's reach peak uselessness they become indistinguishable from each other.

What is Bruce but shite persevering?

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His best in ages. Shelley [emoji38]

International Women's Day.

Bruce or Ashley or both? good point.

His stupid passivity is so damaging, scared to change or alter anything.

She’s alright. People need to get over their dislike of female commentators. I don't dislike them because they're female, I dislike them because they're awful. I look forward to the first decent female pundit/commentator. I rest my case Here man, i'm all for equality and female involvement in the sport. The current crop of female pundits/commentators on British TV just don't strike me as exceptional, and this isn't me saying males are automatically superior, there's a whole load of shit male pundits/commentators as well. It's the language man "aren't exceptional" bang average female pundit gets called out, a bang average male pundit is just *huh it's a Sunday"

That's a low enough bar to give a limboing ant problems.

Steve, Steve, Steve and Steve. New crime drama coming soon. Scruffier than Columbo, less mobile than Ironside, thiccer than Jessica Fletcher and drunker than McNulty he is Bruce. Can Bruce & and his screwball partner Jonjo clean up the mean streets? One loves bacon the other hates couscous. Hope is slipping away but Bruce & Jonjo are coming for it.

Unfortunate scenes before the El Guinstero this weekend.