Giuseppe Rossi
Maybe not world class, but a young TBG seen that name and thought 'Star!'
Turns out he was just a yank that was better than the rest of the yanks at playing football.
Like I don't need to read his Wiki bio to know he now runs a successful chain of pizzerias (this may or may not be true)
Hypothetically speaking, given our situation, would you have Rooney until the end of the season?
Would take him some time to get up to speed, but at 38, he could still provide cover for Wilson and Isak.